Alright, anyone who even considers treating Canada as more than some whimpering uke really needs to be shot in the face. I mean, really, there's no way he'd ever get even close to America's star-spangled ass, much less prove to England just how French he is. And don't even get me started on this WWII Canada-on-Germany/Prussia shit. The nation hasn' ( Read more... )

There is nothing right about a sexual relationship between superior and subordinate. Oh, there so is! It couldn't work! There's too much of a power imbalance. Which makes it fun, IMO. This means I don't want to see any more Byakuya/Renji, Schneizel/Kanon, Chakotay/Tom or Jack/Ianto smut out there. And no, I refuse to believe that the latter is ( Read more... )

You know what I'm glad about? That no one ever writes Illidan/Kael where Kael tops. I mean, how could someone as frilly and feminine as Kael ever give it to a MAN like Illidan? It just doesn't work that way. Everyone knows the bigger man has to top. Illidan would probably punch Kael in the face for even suggesting it. And like anyone could even ( Read more... )

So there's this TV show called Reaper, and it really sucks. I mean, who cares about the trials and tribulations of a normal, sweet guy who happens to be the son of the devil? That's not awesome at all. I'm so glad there's hardly any fic for it. Why clog up the internet with something that boring ( Read more... )

I saw the first Terminator movie not long ago, and am utterly depressed relieved that no-one has apparantly ever been so awesome depraved as to think up Kyle/John slash. I mean, Kyle was totally in love with Sarah who he never met all his life! It would just be utterly ridiculous to suggest that he was transferring his unrequited and unacknowledged ( Read more... )

Since it's revision/exam time here, I would like to point out that there is nothing oh so much that is sexy about a guy being fucked over his desk while he's trying to revise. Oh yes there is.

Seriously people, I am so glad saddened to see that there is no fic of Renji distracting Ichigo from revision by teasing him until he's begging for it ( Read more... )

Jeremiah "Orange" Gottwald is a cyborg and Sayoko Shinozaki is a human woman! I'll give you guys that they look cute together and came to understand each other some tiem after their hand-to-hand fight, but if you guys think of writing them having sex, I do NOT want to see it. We don't even know if he still, well, functions in THAT sense after all ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??11!

Two girls making out and have sex in their school uniforms with lots of spanking ;) is so wrong! It's gross! I hope that I never see fics with the girls from Hello!Project, Tokyo Mew Mew, or Sailor Moon doing something like this. Especially not Reina/Sayumi, Zakuro/Lettuce, or Hotaru/Chibi-usa. Eww ( Read more... )

You know what would make my birthday absolutely suck in the worst way possible?

Man-on-man Shinsengumi pr0nz. From ANY Bakumatsu-era fandom. I've had it up to here with all those crazy people who insist that blah blah Tokugawa attitudes towards sexuality were highly permissive for men, blah cooped up in that temple together all through the Kyoto ( Read more... )

Dear miniscule JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fandom:

Why, WHY must you insist on making every character gay? It's not like the source material is anything but perfectly heterosexual in every way! You're just DELUSIONAL! Fugo rescuing Narancia from becoming a streetwalker and their obviously UST-filled domestic violence antagonism means NOTHING. No one ( Read more... )