Dear miniscule JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fandom:
Why, WHY must you insist on making every character gay? It's not like the source material is anything but
perfectly heterosexual in
every way! You're just DELUSIONAL! Fugo rescuing Narancia from becoming a streetwalker and their
obviously UST-filled domestic violence antagonism means NOTHING. No one in Passione is
gay for Giorno. The fact that Johnny is chasing after Gyro's "balls" is not dirty in any way. Dio and Jonathan had
NO CHEMISTRY AND NO SEXUAL TENSION. Joseph and Caesar were JUST FRIENDS. And the same goes for
Jotaro and Kakyouin or Kakyouin and Polnareff if that's your thing, and Bucciarati and Abbacchio, and...well, just stop it already!
If any wicked trolls post porn, they will be summarily MUDA MUDA'd into oblivion.