The mere thought of a Soifon/Yoruichi/Urahara threesome?

YAY SO HOT <33333 EW EW EW DO NOT WANT! Yoruichi can onmly have one or the other! She can't have both cakes and eat them, no no! Cats might be able to go around but she's no cat all of the tiem so she shouldn't! -.-

so, please DO don't write such abominations. You'll hurt my delicate ( Read more... )

You know what's not sexy? Warhammer 40 K porn. Slaanesshian orgies with all possible sexes involved. Sisters of Battle getting it on with each other. Eldar. Tau. Big, buff Orks making out. Tech-Priests doing naughty things with mechdendrites. Creating or preserving such depictions are all blights to the Imperium of Man, herectical and therefore ( Read more... )

Jeremiah "Orange" Gottwald is a cyborg and Sayoko Shinozaki is a human woman! I'll give you guys that they look cute together and came to understand each other some tiem after their hand-to-hand fight, but if you guys think of writing them having sex, I do NOT want to see it. We don't even know if he still, well, functions in THAT sense after all ( Read more... )

Fruits Basket fandom:

Anyone who thinks Ritsu Sohma is anything except a forgettable joke character should fall to their knees and beg for forgiveness.  He's not cute, he's annoying! It's not like he has a sweet, caring, and contrite personality underneath all the flailing and apologies.

His tendancy to wear women's clothes is not queer. He doesn't ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is my birthday, and I'm in the mood for lots of yummy porn and cute kittens in my inbox tomorrow morning having a celebratory rant amongst a community of like-minded pervs upright-thinking ladies and gentlemen.

( Thank god that Seph/Tifa/Cloud doesn't exist! )

Curse of the Black Pearl was on TV last night. Towards the end it occured to me as I watched Will and Jack fight so adorably in sync against the navy folks that some people might actually, you know ,ship them. Which is gross and stupid  because Jack and Will are the most manly men in the seven seas. They can't like boys, I mean, they have facial ( Read more... )

ANYONE WHO LIKES L/MISA/LIGHT IS A SICK TWISTED PERVERT. D:

AND STOP DRAGGING SHINIGAMI INTO THE FANDOM. THEY'RE UGLY SO OF COURSE THEY DON'T DESERVE FIC. I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER RYUK/LIGHT OR RYUK/REM OR REM/MISA FIC I'LL HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH.

OMG HI 2 U!!!1! I'm new here so please be kind! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

I read the back posts and OMG YOU GUYZ ARE ALL SO TOTALLY RIGHT~! Fandom sucks so f$&*ing much. D=

I saw some other people complaining about FF7 and I HAVE to join in! THE FFVII FANDOM IS A HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY! SEE MAP FOR DETAILS!My beef though is with the pre-game slashers (* ( Read more... )

Dear Kingdom Hearts fandom ( Read more... )

Hey, Marimite fandom?

Sei/Yumi is completely unnecessary. Sei is a pervy perv perv whose perviness should not be encouraged! And Yumi is sweet and innocent! Stop it!

And don't even get me started on Yoshino/Yumi/Shimako petite sœur threeways! You harlots.

Why is a fandom all about Catholic schoolgirls filled with HAWT SINFUL LESBIAN PORN, ( Read more... )