0T3's are gross.
Curse of the Black Pearl was on TV last night. Towards the end it occured to me as I watched Will and Jack fight so adorably in sync against the navy folks that some people might actually, you know ,ship them. Which is gross and stupid because Jack and Will are the most manly men in the seven seas. They can't like boys, I mean, they have facial hair! Especially Jack, who has canon meaningless sex with wenches.
Only chaotic evil people would have such thoughts.
And they might also think about the respect and admiration Will and Swan have for Jack, so much that they were seduced to the pirate life. And how this, along with their love for each other and Jack's canon attraction to Swan could add up to some logic-defying threeways.
So I don't want to see any of this retarded "OT3" crap, okay?