Final Fantasy Ten fandom, I've got a bone to pick with you. What is up with the lack of Rikku/Yuna fanfic? Or even worse, Rikku/Lulu/Yuna. Because everyone knows that Rikku so obviously wants to do bad things to her cousin is completely straight! I mean, look at the way she's always shooting her those looks and hanging all over her. It is SO  ( Read more... )

The mere thought of a Soifon/Yoruichi/Urahara threesome?

YAY SO HOT <33333 EW EW EW DO NOT WANT! Yoruichi can onmly have one or the other! She can't have both cakes and eat them, no no! Cats might be able to go around but she's no cat all of the tiem so she shouldn't! -.-

so, please DO don't write such abominations. You'll hurt my delicate ( Read more... )

Oh gee, I sure hope that I never see
Fic of Glinda and Elphie getting it on
Because that's just icky and wrong.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??11!

Two girls making out and have sex in their school uniforms with lots of spanking ;) is so wrong! It's gross! I hope that I never see fics with the girls from Hello!Project, Tokyo Mew Mew, or Sailor Moon doing something like this. Especially not Reina/Sayumi, Zakuro/Lettuce, or Hotaru/Chibi-usa. Eww ( Read more... )

Dear Nana Fandom:

Stop slashing the Nanas! The Nanas are hetrosexual life mates. Slashing best friends is always wrong. Hachi even said "You're more important to me than a boyfriend!" Hachi and Nana are not meant to be with each other because that would soil their pure and sweet butch/femme friendship.

Remember when Nana told Hachi she wasn't into ( Read more... )

Alright Silent Hill 3 fans, in cause you weren't playing attention while playing, Silent Hill is a horror game. Horror. It's scary. It's terrifying. There is absolutely no room for romance or sex in the nightmarish world of Silent Hill, and certainly not between Claudia and Heather/Alessa. The only reason Claudia would ever 'want' Heather is to ( Read more... )

Devilman Lady fandom:

Start Stop. Nobody fucking cares, alright, especially not me. The shows fucking old and awesome. It's just a stupid rewrite of Devilman as girl, anyway except it's totally not. And all that yuri stuff becomes canon, so who would want to write about it? Nobody likes canon, because then you've go nothing to write. Stop writing ( Read more... )

Dear Berserk Fandom:

Before I bring the purging flames I would like to acknoweldge the goodness of this fandom. I'm proud that fans of this series are mature enough to understand the reasons that nothing explictly sexual could have happened between Guts and Griifith. Maybe Griffith could have some graphic, in-depth fantasies about Guts while he's ( Read more... )

Now this is a rant I can't believe hasn't been done yet.

Hey Zelda fandom.  I got news for you.  Y'know Midna?  She's a lot of things.  Snarky, impish, tricky, clever, even cute in an odd way.  But you know what she's not?  Sexy.  You hear me?

We do not need the massive rash of Midna/Link pr0n I've seen up on various archives.  Both forms of Link too ( Read more... )

You know what we have too much of? PORN! It's worse than the Scourge these days. I mean, I can't read a good wholesome fic without finding some old hero or villain of lore sexin up someone else. I am horrified by the sheer amount of porn floating around out here. Stick to wholesome things,  like fighting, cannibalism, booze,or politics. Stop ( Read more... )