Thank god you people leave Forgetten Realms alone!!!!1!2!!!

[pukingtoreador]

I'm glad no one writes Forgotten Realms smut. Seriously.

I know it would have draegloth, even though they couldn't be sexual when they have no sexual organs and aren't sexy at all. Whatever they are capable of doing with four hands, well, that doesn't count.

We'd be making will saves to deal with the stupidity of gay drow. Rival priestess sex. Male

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[acaciaonnastik]

[pukingtoreador]

I love you just for knowing what I'm talking about.

[sierralad]

If someone wrote a Sune/Sharess slash, it might actually cause parts of teh Intarwebs to catch fire.

And you just know some smartass would write Elminster/Vangerdahast. It'd explain why Vangy was so obsessed with his rival for so long... some woman El stole, my left foot. :D

Not directly slash but...

[pukingtoreador]

http://pukingtoreador.livejournal.com/192757.html

Which I totally only wrote while drunk/at gunpoint because it's epic-level retarded!!!1!!2! Perhaps one day I will get drunk enough to truly write that HORRID, HORRID godsmut.