They say we sneaks, they say we creeps - nasty, wicked lies. We is not sneaker, my love, we is seekerSomething lost, my love? Something hidden, my dear? Not to worry, not to worry, silly little Men with their silly little trinkets - we shall find them for you! Anything that is lost, we can find! Good Sméagol sneaks and seeks and smells it out ( Read more... )

NO!

Not right! Not right at all, gollum! Stupid, pointless, silent, unworthy gold! BAH! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Filthy! We wants nothing to do with it, no!

((OOC: Noticing the curse that's been going on, he attempted to draw a certain piece of jewellery out of habit, and all he got was an ordinary gold ring. Sucks to be him. XD))

MY PRRRECCCIOUS!

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It is dark here, oh so dark and cool, my love, so kind to us. Others down here, but they do not trouble us, we give them no reason to trouble us, gollum. Good Sméagol, never getting in anyone's way, always watching and... waiting. Waiting till something pretty comes along, precious, and then we shall have them, and they will tell us where is it ( Read more... )

Ohmigod, precious, like, what is this? What's, like, happening to us? Not tubular, poor, poor Sméagol, not tubular at all!

Gag us with a spoon, my love, totally!

((OOC: How can I put this... Valley Girl Gollum, anyone? XD))

What is it? What is it? Nasty place, nasty rock and stone... We have been taken, precious, moved and stolen - thieves, precious, taking us from us, putting us here, gollum, gollumWe fell, down down down we fell, and then we fell no more. Oh the nasty fire, how it hurt us, burnt us ( Read more... )