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[poor_smeagol]

Ohmigod, precious, like, what is this? What's, like, happening to us? Not tubular, poor, poor Sméagol, not tubular at all!

Gag us with a spoon, my love, totally!

((OOC: How can I put this... Valley Girl Gollum, anyone? XD))

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[poor_smeagol]

Like, why does it laugh at us, why so totally cruel? Cruel, hard human dweeb! Pity poor Sméagol, he is sick, sick to the max! Misery! So grody, my love!

((OOC: I do try. XD))

[poor_smeagol]

Well, like, we is totally not laughing at you, fer sure! Nothing gnarly about nasty, filthy human with nasty, filthy humour!

Oh, like, what is this, my love, what is happening to us? How totally cruel this place is! We hates it to the max!

[exploded_head]

Us? Thar ain't no "Us" here! Ah onleh see wun.
Yew wouldn' be sum kindah Heathen monstar would'ja?

GOD WILL STRAHK YEW DOWN IF YEW ARE!

[poor_smeagol]

Stupid eyeses, totally not to be trusted, my love, way easy to pluck them out, and like, not much difference either way, gollum.

We are totally nothing but wretched, grody and lost! Poor, poor Sméagol, always cursed, always hated, never tubular. We wants nothing with your gross, postal Gods, nothing at all, my love, no! Fer sure!

((OOC: *dead from love* XD))

[exploded_head]

YEW NASTY HEATHEN MONSTER.

God will show yew His tuhrewth! He will puhnish yew. Yew will know suffering when he raihns faihr ahnd yew buhrn forehver!!!!!!!!

[OOC: The same to you. Not only is your Gollum amazing, but working the valley girl into his normal speech? Priceless.]

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[poor_smeagol]

LIKE, DO NOT CALL US THAT, MY LOVE, GRODY NAMES AND GRODY WORDS!