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[poor_smeagol]

What is it? What is it? Nasty place, nasty rock and stone... We have been taken, precious, moved and stolen - thieves, precious, taking us from us, putting us here, gollum, gollumWe fell, down down down we fell, and then we fell no more. Oh the nasty fire, how it hurt us, burnt us

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[glock30]

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What the hell are you?

More importantly, what the hell are you talking about?

[poor_smeagol]

What are WE? Why is it asking us, precious, why does it bother poor Sméagol? So rude, my love, not right. Not nice at all, no, no.

Do not speak of it, do not talk of it! If you does not knows of it, then it is not your business! It is ours, only ours! The precious is OURS!

[glock30]

We are one person. Faye Valentine. What are YOU?

So... you're one of those... crazy things? Multiple personalities or something like that?

I didn't speak about anything. Just asking a simple question, but if you don't want any help then I understand. I'm very good at finding things, though, freak.

((ooc: strikes unhackable. Faye doesn't want to get bit.))

[poor_smeagol]

There can only be one person, stupid, one master for the precious. We are the master! Gollum, they calls us, Gollum for the name and Gollum for the sound, gollum.

We does not needs the help of filthy humans to find our love! The precious is here, we can feel it! You will not have it!

[dothebebop]

Hmmm, silly scary-face thing's looking for something too~? So many things missing in this fun fun City. Nothing Super Hacker Ed can't handle~!

What's it like, hmmm~? Show Ed! :D

ooc; God I love you.

[poor_smeagol]

We are not silly, we are not silly at all. Does we scares you, little one? Is it afraid of us, my love? Things are always missing, always lost, but we had found it, and then it was... stolen! Taken!

It is so beautiful, oh so beautiful, so many promises and whispers, it understands us, my love, the beautiful precious. Such power, such calm, such peace. We are so lonely without it, so lost.

...We cannot show it to you! We WILL not! YOU will not have it! Never!

[dothebebop]

Hmmm, face a little white~! Silly scary-face thing needs more sun, yeah! And maybe some food. Good Ramen, tooo~does the silly scary-face thing want Ramen~?

Lots of things go missing and stuff, but Ed can help! Silly scary-face thing can have his precious soon~!

Ed doesn't want the precious, silly scary-face thing~! Not 'less it works good with computers. Hmm. Does silly scary-face thing have a name? :O

[poor_smeagol]

Sun? Sun!? Hateful sun, nasty yellow face glaring down on us, showing us, burning us! We want nothing to do with it, precious, nothing at all! It hates us, and we hate it back! Food? We is... hungry, yes, precious. Our belly aches, no fish around hear, no cool water. What is this food it speaks of?

Soon? Kind, kind human can help us? Would help poor Sméagol? Would not take it from us? Soon, soon? They call us Gollum. We have been called many things, liar, traitor, murderer, but Sméagol has only ever searched for his love.

[revelations9x6]

Poor dear...

Have you misplaced your precious ring, darling?

[poor_smeagol]

Poor, poor Sméagol, always lost, always alone. Misery, misery! We are so lost!

...It speaks of the ring, how does it know, precious? What does it know? Has it seen it? Does it have it? The precious has left us, left us all alone! We will find it, we must find it!

*Warded* ( Readable to Gollum & Smeagol )

[revelations9x6]

There, there, poor dear....Let us find you something warm to eat, and something warmer to wear meu pierdut unul.

I know many things, dear, but who has not heard of such a trinket?

....If you wish, you may come with me and I will show you where to look?
I would not like to seperate you from something so precious...but perhaps if I may point you in the proper direction, you may returm such a favor, and direct me to something I may want?

((OOC: Xulchi: *__*! Such an adorable little spy pet! ( AIM name is ' velated angelus ' if'n your interested) ^^;; ))

*Warded* ( Readable to Gollum & Smeagol )

[poor_smeagol]

Why is it being so kind, my love, what does it want? Strange tongues, not black but still foreign, still false!

The precious is known, many speaks of it as though they knows of it, but only we understand it, only we love it! We are the only ones! It is only ours!

...It asks us, precious, asks us to leave? Not to be trusted, my love, he smells like him, the other master. But to help us, to help us, precious, to help us find... Favours? Always dealing, always bargaining. We shall be good to them if they treat us nicely, precious. We shall be very nice indeed, good Sméagol is always so nice.

((OOC: HEEE, only he could find him adorable. XD AIM for me is "the odd brit" (a very apt name, I'm sure) and I'm just heading on now!))

[duck_duck_girl]

A-ah! W-w-what aa-re quaaaaack!

Quack! Quaaack!

[[occ; Ahiru was scared into duck form.]]

[poor_smeagol]

What is it, my love? Nasty birdses, always cawing and calling and making us shout, no good but when they're dead, my love. But it was talking? Not a bird?

((OOC: And he didn't even say anything yet. XD))

[duck_duck_girl]

Q-quaaaaack!

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[poor_smeagol]

What? What is it saying? We doesn't like it, precious!

[riteofmaldoran]

Whatthefuck?

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[poor_smeagol]

More words, more words, more angry words from nasty, angry HUMANS! We hates them, my love, we hates them all!

[poor_smeagol]

Why does it think so, why so cruel, such harsh looks and cold stares for poor, poor Sméagol? Poor Sméagol, never raised a hand against cruel human, never said a bad word, always mistreated, always unloved. So alone!