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[poor_smeagol]

What is it? What is it? Nasty place, nasty rock and stone... We have been taken, precious, moved and stolen - thieves, precious, taking us from us, putting us here, gollum, gollumWe fell, down down down we fell, and then we fell no more. Oh the nasty fire, how it hurt us, burnt us

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[dothebebop]

Hmmm, silly scary-face thing's looking for something too~? So many things missing in this fun fun City. Nothing Super Hacker Ed can't handle~!

What's it like, hmmm~? Show Ed! :D

ooc; God I love you.

[poor_smeagol]

We are not silly, we are not silly at all. Does we scares you, little one? Is it afraid of us, my love? Things are always missing, always lost, but we had found it, and then it was... stolen! Taken!

It is so beautiful, oh so beautiful, so many promises and whispers, it understands us, my love, the beautiful precious. Such power, such calm, such peace. We are so lonely without it, so lost.

...We cannot show it to you! We WILL not! YOU will not have it! Never!

[dothebebop]

Hmmm, face a little white~! Silly scary-face thing needs more sun, yeah! And maybe some food. Good Ramen, tooo~does the silly scary-face thing want Ramen~?

Lots of things go missing and stuff, but Ed can help! Silly scary-face thing can have his precious soon~!

Ed doesn't want the precious, silly scary-face thing~! Not 'less it works good with computers. Hmm. Does silly scary-face thing have a name? :O

[poor_smeagol]

Sun? Sun!? Hateful sun, nasty yellow face glaring down on us, showing us, burning us! We want nothing to do with it, precious, nothing at all! It hates us, and we hate it back! Food? We is... hungry, yes, precious. Our belly aches, no fish around hear, no cool water. What is this food it speaks of?

Soon? Kind, kind human can help us? Would help poor Sméagol? Would not take it from us? Soon, soon? They call us Gollum. We have been called many things, liar, traitor, murderer, but Sméagol has only ever searched for his love.

[dothebebop]

Well, if silly scary-face thing wants, then Ed has some sunscreen! Helps stop the burning on pale pale people, yup~!

Hmmm. Shrimp-flavored Ramen could help~Ed should still have some here...uh, hmm...AHA~here we are. Just need some hot hot water and then bon appétit, Sméagol-Gollum~:D

Sméagol-Gollum needs help so Ed can help, okay~? Ein will help too! And maybe Fayefaye. And Spike-person and Jet-person. :)

[poor_smeagol]

It is not just the burning, precious, it is the seeing, the white light that shows and and finds us... and then it burns us, my love. We doesn't like, it, not at all. We left it behind, long, long ago, and we shan't be going back.

Shrimp? Boiled in the water, precious? Like fish? For us? We would much rather have it raw, my love, but... for us?

Help us? Why would it help us? It with all its little human friends, why would it be kind to us when Sméagol has not been friendly to it? So strange, so curious, so little sense here, my love.

[dothebebop]

Hmmm, like a spotlight~? But then Sméagol-Gollum has to have a dance ready! Never know who's gonna watch you, and you gotta make 'em laugh so you cna get away~

Hmm, Ed's never had Ramen raw before. But if Sméagol-Gollum wants to try, he should~! Be braver than Ed that way~

Ed knows that people need help sometimes~and if Ed can help, Ed should help. 'cause then Sméagol-Gollum can owe Ed a tiiiiny favor after. Just a little one, not much, maybe just food one day. Ed promises!

[poor_smeagol]

No one spot, it is everywhere, it will hurt us everywhere. We have our dance, we danced one, my love, did we not? And they were watching us, but we did not care for we had... we had... We will not be dancing again, precious, it is stupid, we does not have the time.

Sméagol is brave? Sméagol is good and kind, and oh so brave to his friends, yes, precious, he is! Sméagol will always help, always here to lend a hand!

Favours are tricksy, like promises, like oaths, not ones to be trusted. But if the human is friendly to Sméagol, trusts us, then maybe...