Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.
((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say
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*Dialga idly walks around the CMA, bored out of his skull. He spots Quazzie and wanders over to him...
... he notices the smell first. Then the pink mist. At first, he's kind of scared to speak (because if this is anything like the PURPLE CAPSLOCK MIST then it can't be remotely good. But eventually, his curiosity gets the better of him, and he starts to ask something like "The hell is this misty stuff?"... but it comes out as something else entirely.*
So, you come here often?
*Er. What.*
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"No, but it's a good thing I did today. I met you." It's really a tough call whether this one was on purpose or not.
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. . . did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? O_o
*WHAT THE HELL*
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"I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."
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Can I see your tan lines?!
*aaaaaand blinkblink, what the fuck was that*
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Asdhfiuwaefnsjdfslf!
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Oh really? Are you free tonight or how much will it cost me?
*leave it to Tina to be insulting even when she's using a pick-up line*
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"All this could be yours for one low, low price!"
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... o.o
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"When God made you, he was showing off." Whoops.
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start.
*... Wait, what?*
Er-- I mean--
Just where do those legs of yours end?
...I-I MEAN--
*She covers her mouth. WHAT IS GOING ON.*
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...Well, almost.
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Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
*Clamps a hand over his mouth. He didn't get what he had just said but he definitely didn't mean to say it.*
...:D?
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"Which one do you want me to be?"
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If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this...
QQUUAAAMMOOOOOORGH~~
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Yeah, no response to that. You've made him speechless.
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Hey, can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
*He looks a bit weirded out at what he just said.*
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Afbweudnsdjkbcs! No! Not children!
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