ITT bizarro land

[sky_titan]

Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.

((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say

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[timepony]

(( ooc; . . . ohhhhhhhmygawd. XDDD ))

*Dialga idly walks around the CMA, bored out of his skull. He spots Quazzie and wanders over to him...

... he notices the smell first. Then the pink mist. At first, he's kind of scared to speak (because if this is anything like the PURPLE CAPSLOCK MIST then it can't be remotely good. But eventually, his curiosity gets the better of him, and he starts to ask something like "The hell is this misty stuff?"... but it comes out as something else entirely.*

So, you come here often?

*Er. What.*

[sky_titan]

Wait what. Is Dialga hitting on him? Lulz.

"No, but it's a good thing I did today. I met you." It's really a tough call whether this one was on purpose or not.

[timepony]

Nyeeh. *Dialga looks mildly disturbed for a moment, not to mention outright confused.*

. . . did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? O_o

*WHAT THE HELL*

[sky_titan]

And he does smile. Because this is funny as hell.

"I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."

[opalrenegade]

*Giratina doesn't like the sight of this pink mist, not one bit. She stomps up to where Rayquaza is and when she speaks, it is in a demanding tone*

Can I see your tan lines?!

*aaaaaand blinkblink, what the fuck was that*

[sky_titan]

"I don't have any. My body's covered in clothes at all times, but I might make an exception for you."

Asdhfiuwaefnsjdfslf!

[opalrenegade]

*Giratina appears furious and confused!*

Oh really? Are you free tonight or how much will it cost me?

*leave it to Tina to be insulting even when she's using a pick-up line*

[sky_titan]

He pats her on the head and floats backwards a few feet.

"All this could be yours for one low, low price!"

[lunarwing]

*Cresselia wanders into the area, a bit taken aback by the strange pink mist. It sort of reminds her of that mist that made everyone start yelling, so she decides that this time around, she's not speaking unless she's spoken to first. Better be safe than sorry.*

... o.o

[sky_titan]

O hay, Cressy!

"When God made you, he was showing off." Whoops.

[lunarwing]

*She blinks at him, totally confused and not quite picking up on the implication. She starts to ask what he means, but...*

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start.

*... Wait, what?*

Er-- I mean--

Just where do those legs of yours end?

...I-I MEAN--

*She covers her mouth. WHAT IS GOING ON.*

[sky_titan]

"You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight."

...Well, almost.

[milleniastar]

*Jirachi floats in, enjoying the scent that the air had taken on. He opens his mouth to comment on it--*

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

*Clamps a hand over his mouth. He didn't get what he had just said but he definitely didn't mean to say it.*

...:D?

[sky_titan]

Oh, poor Jirachi. So much for the rest of his innocence.

"Which one do you want me to be?"

[milleniastar]

*Goes to answer him--*

If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this...

QQUUAAAMMOOOOOORGH~~

[sky_titan]

...Wut.

Yeah, no response to that. You've made him speechless.

[fineyouamillion]

*Barry dashes into the Area, as he does, his Starly with him. He stops and looks around and sniffs, wondering why everything smells of roses. He actually intends to ask about that, but it comes out as-*

Hey, can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

*He looks a bit weirded out at what he just said.*

[sky_titan]

"For you, babe, I'm free of charge."

Afbweudnsdjkbcs! No! Not children!