ITT bizarro land

[sky_titan]

Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.

((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say

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[pikalumina]

*Lumina walks in the area, sniffing the scent, then walks towards the rest.*

Hi. Are you legal?

*Wait, what?!*

[sky_titan]

"Do you want me to be?"

[pikalumina]

*Oooh, a LEGENDARY? Let's take advantage of this, shall we?*

Wanna do it like the Discovery Channel?

*Okay, a little more forward than she would go, but it would do.*

[sky_titan]

"Roses are Red; Apples are Sour; you spread your legs; and I can show you my power."

[callmepollyanna]

*'Toshi walks in the area, confused as hell to the pink mist- he didn't get to experiences the capslock event. He looks around, and frowns.*

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

*Here, have a red-faced 'Toshi who knows he's gonna have it BIG time.*

[sky_titan]

"Yes, I do. But the question is, do you?"

Augh... why? This just seems so wrong to be saying to a child. D:

[callmepollyanna]

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

*Awwwwkward. 'Toshi has his hands over his mouth, looking like he's about to faint right there right now.*

((LOL torturing 'Toshi. XD))

[sky_titan]

"Are your really? Or are you just trying to get into my bodysuit?"

He would have said 'pants,' but he doesn't wear them.

[thecapturer]

*Crys walks into the mist and starts to ask about it. Pichu is fortunately in Crys's bag, sleeping.*

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

*Covers mouth with hands. Thinks: WHAT DID I SAY!!!!!!!!???????*

[sky_titan]

"Rayquaza. Now that we're on a first-name basis, wanna do it?"

*blink* Well, that one was abrupt.

[thecapturer]

*shakes head, mouths no*

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

*blushing like crazy, Thinking: WHAT IS THE WORLD IS THIS MIST?!*

((OOC: This is the first strange island event for her.))

[sky_titan]

"You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel."

Sorry, no one knows.

[silent_coma]

((ooc: I had to))

*Paul accidentally enters the mist and has no idea what to make of it. So he decides to ask*

Excuse me...do you come here often?

*Paul looks vaguely confused. That second part wasn't what he had meant to say...*

[sky_titan]

"Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?"

ASDFGHJKL!

[silent_coma]

*Paul's eyes narrow at this and he goes to retort a big fat HELL NO, but...*

Alright, let's go...I'll give you a half hour.

*but instead he says that and automatically puts a hand to his mouth and is now turning a very bright red and looking very angry with himself.*

Why the hell did I agree to that!?

[sky_titan]

*blink*

"I'm leaving this place, you want to come?"

...Finally, something close to what he meant!

[mikuri_wallace]

Drop 'em!

[And now, Wallace is just plain confused. Yes, mun just died on LJ for a while there.]

[sky_titan]

"Hi. I just need you to know that you can't get pregnant from anal sex."

Well, at least Wallace isn't a child.

[mikuri_wallace]

Chick, do now.

*Wat. He's confuzzled*

[sky_titan]

Wait what?

"I'm not a woman, you know. Let's see if I'm more man that you can handle."

What the hell. He'd only meant to say that first sentence.