ITT bizarro land

[sky_titan]

Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.

((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say

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[thecapturer]

*Crys walks into the mist and starts to ask about it. Pichu is fortunately in Crys's bag, sleeping.*

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

*Covers mouth with hands. Thinks: WHAT DID I SAY!!!!!!!!???????*

[sky_titan]

"Rayquaza. Now that we're on a first-name basis, wanna do it?"

*blink* Well, that one was abrupt.

[thecapturer]

*shakes head, mouths no*

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

*blushing like crazy, Thinking: WHAT IS THE WORLD IS THIS MIST?!*

((OOC: This is the first strange island event for her.))

[sky_titan]

"You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel."

Sorry, no one knows.

[thecapturer]

If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

*Thinking: This is like a convention of Gold's lame pickup lines!*

[sky_titan]

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

i no, rite?

[thecapturer]

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

*Thoughts: Is this the first time something like this has happened?*

[sky_titan]

"I think this is an effect of the mist. Want to see the other effect? It's in my pants."

...Well, the first part was right, at least.

[thecapturer]

*Keeps mouth shut, Thoughts: Maybe getting out of this mist would be the best thing to do.*