ITT bizarro land

[sky_titan]

Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.

((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say

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[lunarwing]

*Cresselia wanders into the area, a bit taken aback by the strange pink mist. It sort of reminds her of that mist that made everyone start yelling, so she decides that this time around, she's not speaking unless she's spoken to first. Better be safe than sorry.*

... o.o

[sky_titan]

O hay, Cressy!

"When God made you, he was showing off." Whoops.

[lunarwing]

*She blinks at him, totally confused and not quite picking up on the implication. She starts to ask what he means, but...*

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please start.

*... Wait, what?*

Er-- I mean--

Just where do those legs of yours end?

...I-I MEAN--

*She covers her mouth. WHAT IS GOING ON.*

[sky_titan]

"You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight."

...Well, almost.

[lunarwing]

*Oh boy is her face red. She takes a few deep breaths to calm herself down. Okay, maybe that was just some kind of fluke or something, and next time she talks she'll say something completely normal.*

How was heaven when you left it?

*Nope. No such luck. She covers her mouth again. Nope, not talking anymore. No no no no.*

[sky_titan]

"Oh, empty and boring. It just hasn't been the same since you left."

[lunarwing]

*She squeaks a few times, looking around the area. If Darkrai is anywhere nearby, heads are probably going to roll.*

...mmf~ ;; *Nervous squeak.*

[everyonesgarden]

*LOOM!*

[sky_titan]

"You're so hot, your ass is on fire, Darky!"

...Okay, that one seems to have been completely on purpose.

[everyonesgarden]

*Completely disarmed and confused by this. But then growls a reply.*

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call 'fine print'!

.....

*Wait, what? Is now even more confused, but luckily his negative tone probably ruined the mood of that line.*

[sky_titan]

"I'd like to print on your page."

[everyonesgarden]

*Is totally disturbed by this now.*

How about we play doctor instead?

*Wait, NO NO ABORT ABORT*

[sky_titan]

"The doctor's out, but can the proctologist come in?"

Lolinnuendo.

[everyonesgarden]

*Puts his hands on his head in frustration. It would probably be wise to just shut up now.*

[sky_titan]

Probably.

"I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me..."

...Aw, fuck.

[everyonesgarden]

*Sticks his tongue out at Quazzie. Like hell he was going to say anything else.*