ITT bizarro land

[sky_titan]

Here's Rayquaza, floating along and minding his own business near the CMA, when a strange, rose-scented mist rises from the ground and envelops the immediate area. It seems harmless enough, almost as if someone just sprayed some perfume around. That is, until someone tries to speak.

((OOC: Idea stolen borrowed from the .hack// dressing room. Say

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[opalrenegade]

*Giratina doesn't like the sight of this pink mist, not one bit. She stomps up to where Rayquaza is and when she speaks, it is in a demanding tone*

Can I see your tan lines?!

*aaaaaand blinkblink, what the fuck was that*

[sky_titan]

"I don't have any. My body's covered in clothes at all times, but I might make an exception for you."

Asdhfiuwaefnsjdfslf!

[opalrenegade]

*Giratina appears furious and confused!*

Oh really? Are you free tonight or how much will it cost me?

*leave it to Tina to be insulting even when she's using a pick-up line*

[sky_titan]

He pats her on the head and floats backwards a few feet.

"All this could be yours for one low, low price!"

[opalrenegade]

But how low can you go?

*she throws up her hands in frustration and from being patted on the head. You just reminded her how short she is, Quazzie, thanks for adding to her Napoleon Complex*

[sky_titan]

"Low enough."

S'ok, everyone's short compared to him.

[opalrenegade]

*Tina fists her hands in her hair angrily and takes a deep breath. Concentrating as hard as she can on speaking normally, she tries again*

. . . I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you.

*and now she's pulling on her hair in frustration*

[sky_titan]

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

Best crazy island effect ever.

[opalrenegade]

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

*Tina's gonna remember this day with horror for years to come*

[sky_titan]

"My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?"

...Well, the gloss he's wearing today does taste like strawberry, but that's beside the point.

[opalrenegade]

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

*Tina is going to find the one responsible for this and destroy them*

[sky_titan]

"You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

...XD

[opalrenegade]

*Giratina's still not sure if Quazzie has any control over what he's saying, but she's pretty sure she should be offended by that one*

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.

[sky_titan]

"Want to anyway?"

[opalrenegade]

Your place or mine?

[multitype_king]

*Pops up!*

Or mine.