What is this "being active" thing you're talking about

[hark_a_suicune]

[It's a beautiful summer day in the CMA! The sun is shining, the Pidgey are singing, there is a passed out dude laying under a tree...
...
Wait, what?

All right, so maybe "passed out dude" isn't right. "Passed out dude using his Jumpluff as a pillow after what looks like days and days of trekking through the woods" is more like it.
Four days, exactly.

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[team_bolt]

[... trololol is that Eusine]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Yes
yes it is
And he's drooling on Jumpluff LIKE A BOSS]

sgsdhjsuicune... should I... wear the blue dress today...

[mumblemumbleSNORE]

[team_bolt]

[... poke]

[hark_a_suicune]

[He twitches a bit but... nope, gonna need more than this girl.]

[monologing]

[And then Red ran over him with his bike.

Or more precisely Red's peddling through on his bike and sure, he sees Eusine but it doesn't occur to him to stop. He keeps biking through until he's biking right on up to Mysticalman's personal space. Surely Eusine won't mind a bike tire bumping into his side, right?

OF COURSE NOT...]

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[hark_a_suicune]

[OF COURSE NOT
...
Or maybe just a little
because WHAT IS GOING ON JOLTING UP NOW]

... a bike?!

[He won't even bother checking if there's someone on the bike, because this is clearly another silly dream. He'll just rub his eyes with his thumb and forefinger and the bike will go away, right?
Yaaawwwwwn]

2/2

[team_balls]

[... It's Red! Hey hey hey Red how have you beeeeen
She would mumfuss over you but she can barely get up, what's with her balance being completely shot. You get a wave instead~ :3]

[monologing]

[Red seeing Jumpluff will smile and wave back at her. Hi Jumpluff, hi! He'll belatedly turn his attention towards Eusine who seems to be up. Huh, why's he sleeping in the middle of the path like that Old Man in Viridian City?]

...hi Eusine.

[ace_snagger]

[For a moment, Wes isn't sure what to make of the unconscious man. In fact, until he hears him snore, he almost passes him off as dead. Either way, poor Eusine looks an awful lot like a dirty hobo right now, so what does the hero of Orre do?

Why, call out Feraligatr and have it use Hydro Pump to give Eusine a much-needed shower. With water pressure approximately the same force as a speeding semi.]

[hark_a_suicune]

[For a fraction of second, Eusine doesn't even react. After all, he was having epic fun times adventures with Suicune in dreamland, and Suicune is a water type; it's only normal to dream about water right?
...
HOLY HO-OH HE'S DROWNING HELP

After a bit of flailing, it occurs to him that maybe he should try protecting his head with his arms.
Maybe.
Not that it helps much, but at least it allows him to glimpse the culprit. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS FERALIGATR]

What are you doing?!? STOPBLBLBLBLB-!!!

[armshield: not very effective]

[ace_snagger]

[Oh yeah, about Ho-oh? He's got that one, too. But I digress.]

Okay, okay, you're overdoing it, Feraligatr. [The onslaught of water finally subsides, and there is THE MOST SMUG alligator staring down at the poor, soaked man. Wes smacks Feraligater's shoulder as if it's all his fault, and turns to the man whose nap he'd just ruined.]

Sorry, he got a little carried away. [Wes, you don't sound very sorry.]

[hark_a_suicune]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-]

I can see that!!

[He's oblivious to the fact your apology isn't exactly sincere, too busy he is getting up and dripping water everywhere but... That is one smug gator. DON'T HYDROPUMP HIM AGAIN KTHXBAI
Or he'll have to send his... dizzy Jumpluff... or blind Electrode...
... You know what, never mind.]

You do realize there are better ways to wake someone up than douse them in water, right?!

[heartbeatbreak]

[ Normally, if Hibiki were to spot someone laying on the ground, he would immediately worry and ask them if they were okay. However, much others on the island have lost a sense, Hibiki has too. But the sense he lost wasn't sight or balance; no, what Hibiki lost was his sense of empathy.

So when he happens to come across Eusine, there's no worry or desire to help him in anyway. Instead, his first thought is to take out his camera and snap a few (possibly embarrassing) pictures. Hibiki's Bellossom on the other hand, seems a bit worried for the Mysticalman, and dances in front of him a bit and pokes his cheek. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Definitely embarrassing.
He doesn't react immediately to the poke; from his perspective far off in dreamland, it really just feel like his beard is itching (this is why he hates facial hair, people)
... Well, at least for a whole five seconds, because it turns out Bellossom pokes are nothing like itchy stubble. It's a bit easier to distinguish now that he's awake and his eyes are opened.
Oh.
Well, better get into a sitting position.
...
And finally notice there's someone else! Well, that took you long enough Eusine.]

Gold?

[... No, Gold is older and he's pretty sure he doesn't have a Bellossom. Oh Island, you and your alternate universes/doubles/Not!doubles.]

[heartbeatbreak]

[ Hibiki notices Eusine waking up, taking one more photo and putting away his camera before the Mysticalman can clue in. ]

Wrong. Try away. [ He grins and places his hands on his head. It seems that his lack of empathy has made Hibiki into a bit of jerk. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Now the pokéworld just needs a facebook to post all those embarrassing pictures
But names, names... He's only met one Ethan before (who never did give him his name) and no Hibiki, so this might be a bit difficult.]

Dlog...?

[He's clearly not convinced but clones always have some sort of reversed name, right? Or at least in sci-fi novels. And sci-fi novels are totally like the real life.]

[broldenrod]

[HI EUSINE]

...Hey, you're that sparkly dude! [Whoa.] What happened to you, man?

[hark_a_suicune]

[HI WHEATON
HE BECAME A HOBO, CLEARLY
a pretty well-dressed hobo
but a hobo
... and since he was asleep, he really only got the end of your sentence. "sdfhned to you, man" what? He'll just blankly stare at you before finally registering maybe he ought to say something]

... uh?

[... the picture of eloquence.]

[broldenrod]

[ 8| ]

Hey. Sparkle dude. Why do you look like a hobo.

[hark_a_suicune]

I'm not a hobo!

[it's not what he asked, silly]