What is this "being active" thing you're talking about

[hark_a_suicune]

[It's a beautiful summer day in the CMA! The sun is shining, the Pidgey are singing, there is a passed out dude laying under a tree...
...
Wait, what?

All right, so maybe "passed out dude" isn't right. "Passed out dude using his Jumpluff as a pillow after what looks like days and days of trekking through the woods" is more like it.
Four days, exactly.

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[team_bolt]

[... trololol is that Eusine]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Yes
yes it is
And he's drooling on Jumpluff LIKE A BOSS]

sgsdhjsuicune... should I... wear the blue dress today...

[mumblemumbleSNORE]

[team_bolt]

[... poke]

[hark_a_suicune]

[He twitches a bit but... nope, gonna need more than this girl.]

[team_bolt]

[What if she steals your bowtie and tickles your nose with it?]

1/2

[hark_a_suicune]

[... twitch
... twitch twitch
... twitdsghdFDBFHGSHJ WAKING UP WITH A JOLT]

NO, COME BACK-!

[hark_a_suicune]

[waaaait a second, you're not Suicune! OH RAGE, OH DESPAIR!
... is that his bowtie?!]

[team_bolt]

[Not suicune nope]

[hark_a_suicune]

Hey! This is my bowtie, give it back!

[You're an Ambipom, it doesn't even fit]

[team_bolt]

[You know what being an abipom also means?
She can hold you at a distance with one hand and play with your bowtie with the other :3 ]

1/2

[hark_a_suicune]

[THIS IS JUST A LONG RED RIBBON, WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT A LONG RED RIBBON]

It's not a toy, you... you stupid troll!

[... not the most eloquent today, Eusine
But yes, struggling to reach his bowtie gdit. Because a tired, malnourished dude will totally overpower a trained pokémon.]

2/2

[team_balls]

[But look, someone got woken up by the commotion!
Guys guys don't fight :<]

[team_bolt]

[But look~ It looks so dashing on us.
Bows are for girls anyway]

1/2

[team_balls]

[It's not a bow, it's a bowtie
And it's very manly, thank you very much :<]

2/2

[hark_a_suicune]

... This is ridiculous.

[not as ridiculous as you dude ... and Eusine just stops struggling.
Did he give up? Maybe. Maybe not. A ploy to lower your defenses? Nooo he would never.]

[team_bolt]

[Parading in our pretty new bow 8D ]