What is this "being active" thing you're talking about

[hark_a_suicune]

[It's a beautiful summer day in the CMA! The sun is shining, the Pidgey are singing, there is a passed out dude laying under a tree...
...
Wait, what?

All right, so maybe "passed out dude" isn't right. "Passed out dude using his Jumpluff as a pillow after what looks like days and days of trekking through the woods" is more like it.
Four days, exactly.

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[monologing]

[And then Red ran over him with his bike.

Or more precisely Red's peddling through on his bike and sure, he sees Eusine but it doesn't occur to him to stop. He keeps biking through until he's biking right on up to Mysticalman's personal space. Surely Eusine won't mind a bike tire bumping into his side, right?

OF COURSE NOT...]

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[hark_a_suicune]

[OF COURSE NOT
...
Or maybe just a little
because WHAT IS GOING ON JOLTING UP NOW]

... a bike?!

[He won't even bother checking if there's someone on the bike, because this is clearly another silly dream. He'll just rub his eyes with his thumb and forefinger and the bike will go away, right?
Yaaawwwwwn]

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[team_balls]

[... It's Red! Hey hey hey Red how have you beeeeen
She would mumfuss over you but she can barely get up, what's with her balance being completely shot. You get a wave instead~ :3]

[monologing]

[Red seeing Jumpluff will smile and wave back at her. Hi Jumpluff, hi! He'll belatedly turn his attention towards Eusine who seems to be up. Huh, why's he sleeping in the middle of the path like that Old Man in Viridian City?]

...hi Eusine.

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[hark_a_suicune]

[wait, someone is actually talking to him? SO THIS IS THE REAL LIFE? THIS IS NOT FANTASY?]

...Red?

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[hark_a_suicune]

[DOUBLECHECK]

Red! It's been a while!

[So happy to see you! But you might notice he doesn't seem to be as energetic as usual
Then again he sort of looks like a hobo and he has dark circles under his eyes, it's pretty clear he's not at his best]

[monologing]

[Whoa, Eusine you look less fabu than usual. What happened??!?!/!?!!1

Oh wait, it probably helps if he asks this verbally. Hmm, but how does he do that? Red's tilting his head to the side until it hits him.]

...you look tired. Are you okay?

[hark_a_suicune]

[... There's something nice about people asking you if you're okay instead of mercilessly trolling you]

Ah... I'm fine, no need to worry!

[No you're not
It's obvious you're not
gdit Eusine why is it so hard for you to admit things]

[monologing]

[Red doesn't look convinced Eusine. He's frowning and hopping off that bike of his. Good thing it convenient disappears whenever he gets off of it, but anyway.]

Are you sure?

[hark_a_suicune]

[...
blink
is it that disappearing bike again
or is he imagining things
... yes, he's probably imagining things
so tired and lost and also stupid itchy beard-]

Upon reflection, I think I might be hallucinating...

dkjfdklsf sorry this is late orz

[monologing]

[Is this reality? Or is it a dream, EUSINE WILL NEVER FIND OUT WILL HE?

Hold that thought. Red will take a moment to pull out a bottle of water and offer it to Eusine.]

Are you hungry? I've got some food back at the hut...

IT'S COOL, YOU'RE TALKING TO THE KING OF SLOWPOKES

[hark_a_suicune]

[is this the real life
is this just fantasy

But yes water is good, THANK YOU RED
he'll down that bottle in one long gulp
The Island has lots of small ponds and streams but eww who knows what kind of nasty stuff is in the water
he doesn't have his water purifier sob

... oh yes food, food is good. He can't survive off of berries foreve-]

Wait, you've been to my house before! Do you remember where it is?!

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[monologing]

Your house...?

[Red will take a moment to contemplate this question deeply.]

2/??? OKAY I CAN COUNT

[monologing]

[Cue Red's mental map to Eusine's house:

[monologing]

[Processing...]

[monologing]

[Still processing, please hold.]