What is this "being active" thing you're talking about

[hark_a_suicune]

[It's a beautiful summer day in the CMA! The sun is shining, the Pidgey are singing, there is a passed out dude laying under a tree...
...
Wait, what?

All right, so maybe "passed out dude" isn't right. "Passed out dude using his Jumpluff as a pillow after what looks like days and days of trekking through the woods" is more like it.
Four days, exactly.

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[broldenrod]

[HI EUSINE]

...Hey, you're that sparkly dude! [Whoa.] What happened to you, man?

[hark_a_suicune]

[HI WHEATON
HE BECAME A HOBO, CLEARLY
a pretty well-dressed hobo
but a hobo
... and since he was asleep, he really only got the end of your sentence. "sdfhned to you, man" what? He'll just blankly stare at you before finally registering maybe he ought to say something]

... uh?

[... the picture of eloquence.]

[broldenrod]

[ 8| ]

Hey. Sparkle dude. Why do you look like a hobo.

[hark_a_suicune]

I'm not a hobo!

[it's not what he asked, silly]

[broldenrod]

Then you're doing a pretty good impression! [But that's not the important thing here.] What're you doing sleeping on the ground anyway?

[hark_a_suicune]

Ah, you see... I've been unable to find my way back home.

[sob this is so embarrassing]

[broldenrod]

Whoa, really? [D8] That sucks! No wonder you look like that. [He is totally sympathetic. Poor Eusine. ): ]

Need any help? Not that I know where y'live or anything, but you can come to my house! 'Sbetter than the ground at least!

[hark_a_suicune]

[... HIS SAVIOUR]

I... I would very much like it, thank you!

[holy mother of suicune does he need a bath now
and a shave
BRB MOOCHING OFF YOU FOREVER]

[broldenrod]

Hey, no problem! C'mon, this way! [he'll wait for you to get up before he waltzes off, but... can you follow him without assistance, Eusine?]

[hark_a_suicune]

[A little wobbly maybe, but the Mysticalman shall not be stopped by puny things like sleep deprivation and hunger and FACIAL HAIR!
... okay no facial hair is pretty damn awful but STAY STRONG, EUSINE. It'll all be over soon.
Getting his stuff back (can't leave his bowtie in a tree, no B|) and FOLLOWING LIKE A BOSS]

[broldenrod]

[YOU GO, MYSTICALMAN!!

LEADING LIKE A BOSS. Oh hey, here we are. Doop doop, unlocking the door, holdin' it open~]

There ya go. Uh, bathroom's down the hall and t'the left, and there's a room you can use right before y'get to the bathroom, since Jas ain't here anymore...

[hark_a_suicune]

[SWEET CIVILIZATION
Okay, down the hall and left, he can do this.
... which is why he heads in the completely opposite direction.
NEVERMIND HIM he'll totally continue that conversation while looking through your house for the MYTHICAL BATHROOM]

"Jas"? Do you live with someone?

[excuse him, he didn't quite get the last part
Is Jas your girlfriend
is she pretty]

[broldenrod]

[Bro.

Bro.

Remember what your preschool teacher taught you. Hold up your thumbs and forefingers in Ls... and the hand that makes the L the correct way is Left!!

Wheaton is locking the door behind him, so he doesn't notice your failure just yet.]

Naw, not anymore. I used to have a roommate, but he went home. Like uh, off the island home. [... but... moving on from that.] Yanno Jasmine? Olivine gym leader? He was the boy-version of her. 'Least that's how most people here knew 'im.

[SHUT UP DSFJDGF (he's very pretty)]

[hark_a_suicune]

[But he never had a preschool teacher 8( his mother was scared he'd get hurt if he went outside okay
... though ok he can still tell his left from his right. Usually. When the Island doesn't mess with his brain.

If you are done locking that door you might notice his peering at you from a completely wrong room! I hope that wasn't a ~secret room~ or anything.

But yes, anyway... he hasn't actually met all the gym leaders (THE WORLD IS A WIDE WIDE PLACE, CAN'T KNOW EVERYONE. EVEN WHEN YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS THE MYSTICALMAN), but he's vaguely heard about them from Morty. Jasmine is the moeblob girl, right?]

A gym leader? Maybe you know my good friend Morty, then!

[TOTALLY YOUR GIRLFRANDO oh yes morty could also be decently good-looking if he only got rid of that oversized blue sweater and terrible haircut
seriously eusine needs to drag him to goldenrod for shopping someday this is ridiculous morty we're not in the eighties anymore]

[broldenrod]

Morty? Yeah, I know 'er! [A... girl Morty, at least. This conversation might get confusing.] Her town's right above m-- hey, didn't I tell you t'turn left?

[Thaaaaaaaat's Wheaton's room. Enjoy the Clefairy plushies.] No wonder y'couldn't find your house! Here, it's this one.

[He walks up to point to the exact room. THIS ONE. Can you reach it now, Eusine?]

[hark_a_suicune]

I did turn left! [no you didn't ... Those plushies are kind of adorable actually. You should see the giant Suicune one he has in his living room (ISLAND WELCOME GIFT. What are you doing Island, don't feed the troll nutjob)

Okay he... can do this... maybe if he focuses really hard on your face he won't stray off course...
To an outside observer, it probably seems like way too much effort for something as simple as walking in a straight line. To Eusine, however, it is THE STRUGGLE OF HIS LIFE.

... HOLY HO-OH HE DID IT. HE REACHED THE DOOR. SOMEONE APPLAUD HIM, THIS IS THE HARDEST THING A MAN HAS EVER DONE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER.
Which leaves him plenty of newly freed brainspace to actually continue the conversation! ... While opening the door, of course, because nothing gets between the Mysticalman and his prey.
And by "prey" I mean a hot bath/shower/whatever it is you have in your bathroom, Wheaton.]

"Her"? Is everyone in your world the opposite gender of what they're supposed to be?

[Eusine why do you even assume YOUR reality