Today, on Days Of Our Island

[hark_a_suicune]

[If you happen to be walking on the beaches of Awesome Island today, there is a chance you'll come across a rather terrifying sight.
It's not the giant, explosive ball. After all, anyone who knows Electrode will tell you it's as much of a derp as its trainer; and it's not the aforementioned trainer seated on said giant explosive ball, either. Can

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[stalkerwithacap]

[... DUDE

He is so avoiding you forever]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Unfortunately for you, Eusine will be lifting his nose off his book just long enough to spot you and your wtfface! Boy, timing sure is an amazing thing!
... Actually, he'll look around for a second because there's no way that face was directed at him. There's some kind of giant space flea from nowhere behind his shoulder, right?
No?]

Gold? Is there something wrong?

[stalkerwithacap]

... who gave you that book? [No person in their right mind could fail to see that Eusine + Twilight = IMPENDING DOOM]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Sadly, Eusine is not a "person in their right mind". THE WORLD IS DOOMED.]

Oh? No one actually, I found it at the library while looking for some quality reading! Why do you ask?

[prettyin_blue]

[ ... Book? ]

Whatcha reading?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Yes, come here little Sapphire, let us educate you in the ways of horrible awesome books! Then perhaps you can grow up to become as awesome as we are!]

It's a book I found at the library. An enthralling tale of forbidden love, set in a universe not quite like our own! It makes for a rather interesting read!

[Especially since the writing style is totally amazing you have no idea. The lack of purple prose in other books was starting to make him feel chagrined.]

[prettyin_blue]

[ She stares up at him curiously. ]

Can I hear?

[hark_a_suicune]

You want me to read it to you?

[He can do that! But first, he moves a bit to make room for you on Electrode. Can't have you sit on the ground when he gets to have a seat (as unconventional as it is), can he? He'll have to hoist you up though because Electrode is biiiiig. Or at least bigger than a bitty.]

[gastlybusting]

[is that...

...oh god it is... her secret, guilty pleasure which no one must ever know about...

...TIME TO

TSUN ABOUT IT]

What are you reading?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Well, you're probably talking to The One Person who would never judge you for liking cheesy romance books. A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!]

A novel I borrowed from the library! It's quite good so far!

[Shame? What is shame?]

[gastlybusting]

...'Quite good?'

[Said without a trace of shame or irony... dear Arceus.]

[hark_a_suicune]

Yes! The main male character could be more assertive I suppose, but I am quite enjoying the rest!

[Seriously Edward stop playing hard to get and sweep the girl off her feet, we want to get to the TRUE LOVE part already]

[expbunny]

[ Rosetta can't really read so she can't mock Eusine's extremely terrible taste of literature. She will however, get as close as possible to read the title. ]

T w i l i g h t? Twi...light? Oh! Twilight!

[hark_a_suicune]

[And he lifts his nose off his book to see who did such a poor job of reading! Clearly this is a poor soul that needs his help unravelling the great mysteries of books.
... wait]

... Aren't you a bit too old not to know how to read?

[expbunny]

I'm only six years old. [ She must be lying, she looks at least twelve. ] And no one has ever taught me how read. [ Rosetta pouts a bit and places her hands on her non-existent hips. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

Six years old?! But you look double that age!!

[He's more likely to believe you're a six-year-old with a twist than a liar because Island, is this one of your Weird Time Things, but what is this he doesn't even.
Also does that mean he just picked on a kid, oh nooo]

[sohighonlife]

[INCOMING TEENAGE GIRL but of the tomboy comic-book reading variety.]

Eusine! You dork, what're you reading? [She can't tell by the cover alone.]

[team_balls]

[WOW BROSIS YOU CAN'T CALL HIM THAT, WE'RE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO CALL HIM A DORK. Actually Haunter isn't allowed and he does it anyway but YOU CAN'T. CASE CLOSED.

BZZ BZZ BZZ here Gold you get a >:( face]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Muscular men fighting crime in nothing but spandex and tight pants? Oh yes, he totally read those too. Just not Crobatman because that thing was depressing the old 60's TV show with Pidgeyboy was pretty funny though
But OH NO IT'S A GOLD. WHO IS ALSO A GIRL. He doesn't want to feed the troll but he can't possibly ignore the question in a polite way, can he?]

... A book called "Twilight"? I got it from the library.

[sohighonlife]

[Luckily for you, Eusine,her trollgrin is directed towards Electrode for his vivid display of ~jealousy~ at calling you a dork. She still responds, though.]

So what's this "Twilight" about?