Today, on Days Of Our Island

[hark_a_suicune]

[If you happen to be walking on the beaches of Awesome Island today, there is a chance you'll come across a rather terrifying sight.
It's not the giant, explosive ball. After all, anyone who knows Electrode will tell you it's as much of a derp as its trainer; and it's not the aforementioned trainer seated on said giant explosive ball, either. Can

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[expbunny]

[ Rosetta can't really read so she can't mock Eusine's extremely terrible taste of literature. She will however, get as close as possible to read the title. ]

T w i l i g h t? Twi...light? Oh! Twilight!

[hark_a_suicune]

[And he lifts his nose off his book to see who did such a poor job of reading! Clearly this is a poor soul that needs his help unravelling the great mysteries of books.
... wait]

... Aren't you a bit too old not to know how to read?

[expbunny]

I'm only six years old. [ She must be lying, she looks at least twelve. ] And no one has ever taught me how read. [ Rosetta pouts a bit and places her hands on her non-existent hips. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

Six years old?! But you look double that age!!

[He's more likely to believe you're a six-year-old with a twist than a liar because Island, is this one of your Weird Time Things, but what is this he doesn't even.
Also does that mean he just picked on a kid, oh nooo]

[expbunny]

I just happen to age faster than humans, that's all. [ She kicks the ground a bit with her heel. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Humans??? ... oh. Oh. Well, it does make sense. Weird Island Logic, but logic anyway.]

Ah, my apologies. It seems I'm still not used to some of the Island's technicalities, even after all this time!

[expbunny]

Just how long have you been here? I've been almost two weeks! [ She smiles like it's some accomplishment. ]

I think I understand the Island for the most part, in the sense that anything can happen. Also that it's best to expected the unexpected, but I'm sort of use to weird things. [ Rosetta nods her head thoughtfully. ]

Oh, by the way, I'm Rosetta. Nice to meet you~

[hark_a_suicune]

The pleasure is all mine! I'm Eusine, Mysticalman and expert on Pokémon legends!
As for your question... [please excuse him for a second, he's doing a quick mental math] ... My, has it really been six months already?!

[He looks a bit surprised at the realisation, but not especially alarmed. He actually likes the Island, when it's not trying to mess with him!... which admittedly happens pretty often, but, well.]

[expbunny]

Wow, an expert on Pokémon legends! That's pretty cool! [ She smiles and folds her arms behind her back. ]

I only know about the legend of Unova. [ She tilts her head and places a finger on her chin. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

I am mostly versed in Kanto and Johto lore, but I do enjoy tales from all regions! What I've read about Unova legends sounds absolutely fascinating!

[Oh boy he looks like a kid in a toy shop. Looks like you triggered his legendary-nerding mode!]

[expbunny]

Ah, I've never heard tales of Kanto or Johto, could you tell me one?! [ She likes stories, but alas, she can barely read. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

Of course! Would you like to hear the Tale of the Three Beasts? It's a personal favourite of mine!

[expbunny]

That sounds great! [ She sits down with her legs crossed. ]