Today, on Days Of Our Island

[hark_a_suicune]

[If you happen to be walking on the beaches of Awesome Island today, there is a chance you'll come across a rather terrifying sight.
It's not the giant, explosive ball. After all, anyone who knows Electrode will tell you it's as much of a derp as its trainer; and it's not the aforementioned trainer seated on said giant explosive ball, either. Can

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[prettyin_blue]

[ ... Book? ]

Whatcha reading?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Yes, come here little Sapphire, let us educate you in the ways of horrible awesome books! Then perhaps you can grow up to become as awesome as we are!]

It's a book I found at the library. An enthralling tale of forbidden love, set in a universe not quite like our own! It makes for a rather interesting read!

[Especially since the writing style is totally amazing you have no idea. The lack of purple prose in other books was starting to make him feel chagrined.]

[prettyin_blue]

[ She stares up at him curiously. ]

Can I hear?

[hark_a_suicune]

You want me to read it to you?

[He can do that! But first, he moves a bit to make room for you on Electrode. Can't have you sit on the ground when he gets to have a seat (as unconventional as it is), can he? He'll have to hoist you up though because Electrode is biiiiig. Or at least bigger than a bitty.]

[prettyin_blue]

Yeah! [ She gets up on Electrode (with Eusine's help), wrapping her arms around his waist as best as she can. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[So adorbs, Sapphire. Why are most of the kids he knows trolls? Sadface forever.

AND SO EUSINE STARTS READING THE AMAZING PIECE OF LITERATURE THAT IS TWILIGHT TO SAPPHIRE. It is definitely one of the most DRAMATIC readings ever known to man, full of SCENERY-CHEWING and EXAGGERATED GESTURES.
... Basically, Eusine being himself while reading a book.

Well, at least that one doesn't have the lovely thing known as "vampire childbirth".]

[prettyin_blue]

[ QUESTION QUESTION QUESTION ]

... What's a vampire?