Is it bad I saw your badfic list and thought I could almost picture a fic with all of the above checked off- that or multiple badfics merged in my mind as a lump sum.
Also poor poor poor Owen there is not enough good Owen fic out there, and like the badfic checklist Owen fics somehow become about Ianto... or he rebels all of the Ianto attention and has sex with a fifteen year old to prove he can be dramatic and get everyone's attention too- of course in the same fic it will turn out that fifteen year old is Ianto's illegitimate daughter had from a rape in his teens... by aliens. He forgot though because in his super spy years at Torchwood one they erased his memory.
:hugs Gwen who also needs more love:
P.s. Does BDSM Tosh with Andy exist? I'm not -asking- or anything except I am if it does. because wtf. So not Tosh
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I read a fic last night where Ianto was kidnapped, tortured, raped, cuts himself, and cared for the child of an unwed teen mother, who bonded with him when they were kidnapped together. In her dying breath, she begged Ianto and Jack to raise the baby as their own. Then Jack hired a new person for the team and it just happened to be Ianto's abusive ex-boyfriend. Jack was like, "Oh. Well. I mean, I guess I could fire him, but he's really competant." Then he decided to leave them alone together to see who was telling the truth. And in the end, the abusive ex was in cahoots with Ianto's abusive mother, who was trying to get into the Hub to... continue to abuse him, I guess.
Anyway, that's where the idea for Bingo came from.
I dare you to request this whole list on TW storyfinders as one fic.
"I'm pretty sure Ianto was bulimic and Owen raped him a lot, which disgusted Gwen because she hates gay people and Jack was pretty emo about this so Tosh raped him with a device she made out of two bolts and a piece of Wensleydale cheese."
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I WOULD SO READ THIS.
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Apparently she's read a bunch of them. I put that bullet point up at her behest XD
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Also poor poor poor Owen there is not enough good Owen fic out there, and like the badfic checklist Owen fics somehow become about Ianto... or he rebels all of the Ianto attention and has sex with a fifteen year old to prove he can be dramatic and get everyone's attention too- of course in the same fic it will turn out that fifteen year old is Ianto's illegitimate daughter had from a rape in his teens... by aliens. He forgot though because in his super spy years at Torchwood one they erased his memory.
:hugs Gwen who also needs more love:
P.s. Does BDSM Tosh with Andy exist? I'm not -asking- or anything except I am if it does. because wtf. So not Tosh ( ... )
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Also, I like that Ianto cutting himself is the first one on the Torchwood bingo list. Just saying. ;)
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I read a fic last night where Ianto was kidnapped, tortured, raped, cuts himself, and cared for the child of an unwed teen mother, who bonded with him when they were kidnapped together. In her dying breath, she begged Ianto and Jack to raise the baby as their own. Then Jack hired a new person for the team and it just happened to be Ianto's abusive ex-boyfriend. Jack was like, "Oh. Well. I mean, I guess I could fire him, but he's really competant." Then he decided to leave them alone together to see who was telling the truth. And in the end, the abusive ex was in cahoots with Ianto's abusive mother, who was trying to get into the Hub to... continue to abuse him, I guess.
Anyway, that's where the idea for Bingo came from.
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I dare you to request this whole list on TW storyfinders as one fic.
"I'm pretty sure Ianto was bulimic and Owen raped him a lot, which disgusted Gwen because she hates gay people and Jack was pretty emo about this so Tosh raped him with a device she made out of two bolts and a piece of Wensleydale cheese."
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