haircut + TORCHWOOD BADFIC BINGO

[pocky_slash]

First off, haircut.



Shitty picture of my hair about a week ago.



Shitty picture of my hair now.

We'll see how it looks tomorrow. My hair is hella frizzy/curly, so it will never be this straight again.

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Secondly, TORCHWOOD BADFIC BINGO.

I have the following:

• Ianto cuts himself.
  
• Ianto is super unappreciated and abused by the team
  
• Ianto is abused by an ex/current boyfriend other than Jack
  
• Ianto is abused by his parents/family
  
• Ianto is kidnapped
  
• Ianto is raped
  
• Original characters in tough situations bond with/become protective of Ianto
  
• Ianto is neglected by Jack
  
• Ianto has an eating disorder
  
• Ianto was secretly a super smart, super qualified field agent with Torchwood One
  
• Ianto cries. Like, a lot.*
  
• Ianto becomes immortal
  
• Yan
  
• "part-time shag"
  
• Ianto is in a coma
  
  
• Jack is neglected by the team
  
• Jack is verbally abused/ignored by the Doctor
  
• Jack is used as bait and gets emo about it
  
• Jack thinks/realizes he's a terrible boyfriend and gets emo about it
  
• Jack thinks/realizes he's a terrible leader and gets emo about it
  
• Jack proposes to Ianto
  
• Jack declares he will never in his whole immortal life ever ever ever love anyone as much as he loves Ianto
  
• Jack makes shittier managerial decisions than usual (ie: "Let's lock Ianto and his accused rapist in a room together and see who's telling the truth!")
  
  
• Owen is overly cruel to Ianto
  
• Owen is jealous of Jack and Ianto because he wants one/both of them
  
• Owen is Ianto's BFF who gives him relationship advice/is rabidly overprotective of him (to an extreme degree)
  
• Owen refuses to believe Jack and Ianto's relationship is anything more than sex
  
• Owen fucks a fifteen year old
  
  
• Gwen is completely useless/doesn't do her job
  
• Gwen is randomly homophobic
  
• Gwen doesn't actually love Rhys and is only using him for emotional security
  
• Gwen becomes jealous/enraged by Jack's relationship with Ianto
  
• Gwen is described as wearing something slutty she would never wear on the actual show
  
• Gwen treats the rest of the team with scorn
  
• Gwen treats Ianto poorly
  
  
• Tosh only appears to do weird, background, fake!science stuff and has zero characterization
  
• Tosh is Ianto's secret BFest of BFFs with whom he shares all he secret longing for Jack (again, to an extreme degree)
  
• Tosh is in a weird S&M relationship with PC Andy
  

* Out of everyone on the show, I think it's actually possible that Ianto cries the least? But he spends all of "Cyberwoman" crying, so I think people forget that.

C'mon, guys. What else is there? I know I'm missing things.