Title: Irony Is Not a Fan of Demons
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: zeplum
Words: 700
Content: Gen, 12+
Notes: Inspired by this phone call which should explain to all and sundry why messing with Southern women is not a smart idea. Egged on by maveness and meegzi31. I need to find less poke-happy minions. The whole original post is here. Much apologies for all the crack.

( And Irony is not a fan of demons, Sam. )

Title: Yes, They Do, Don't They
Fandom: Philadelphia Story
Author: zeplumPairing: Macualay Conner/CK Dexter Haven ( Read more... )

Title: Comperio
Author: zeplum
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 12+
Notes: Thanks to zarahemla and resmin for their beta duties including my crazy tense shifting and fascination with the choppy. Title, according to the online Latin-English translator, means to learn; to lay open. [ETA: As subsequently educated by sathinks it's actually I LEARN in the first person. Which still ( Read more... )

Fandom: Ocean's 11
Author: zeplum
Written for the Snackfood is Love Challenge, organized by the ever-lovely musesfool. I got Jell-O. Me and Jell-O have an uneasy truce - it only comes out when I have dental surgery. That uneasiness seems to have carried over to the challenge. It pretty much chased any Danny/Rusty away, but left me with a Linus I can love ( Read more... )

Various ficlets.
by zeplum
Various ratings.
See cut tags and titles for other info.
Don't own nothing. Don't know much of nothing, either.

( Marion, Meet Indy (Raiders of the Lost Ark) )

Title: The Homecoming King
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Lorne/Weir
Rating: T, but just for a couple of "bad" words
Notes: This pretty much all came about because of sdraevn's post on The Lost Boys. The Test belongs to her, and the Island bit was influenced (unwittingly) by ladysorka. The first name was suggested by resmin, and who am I to deny my ( Read more... )

Title: Cherry Bomb
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Supernatural/Smallville crossover
Pairing: Dean Winchester/Chloe Sullivan
Notes: Totally cracked out fun. Completely AU. Inspired, at least in my case, by my crazyinsane twin maveness. Many hysterical thanks to maveness, serialkarma, and estrella30 for playing the preview audience.

Cherry Bomb

( It's lucky that he chases wicked things for a living. )

Title: Arclight
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Rating: G
Notes: Gen. Inspired by too much Tour of Duty and too many Sunday afternoons spent with a battered copy of D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths.

Many thanks to serialkarma for tightening this up and plugging up the little holes with the nouns and verbs I forgot to include in my creative haste ( Read more... )

Title: Two to One
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Rating: T
Pairing: Kara/Lee UST
Notes: Spoilers through 2x07 "Home Pt. 2". Much thanks for hand holding to bantha_fodder, she who attempts to keep my hand waving to a minimum.
Summary: This kind of thing happens when one gives their frat pin away.

( Two to One )

Written for my darling resmin. Happy Birthday babe, from Laynie and the rest of your minions. *g*

Title: Never Had the Pleasure
Fandom: Everwood, various.
Notes: Totally and cracktastically AU.

( Never Had the Pleasure )