Tweets will no longer be forthcoming.

I'm kinda in a "fuck men" kinda mood.

Not that that really MEANS anything. Anything. Ever.

Because fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck everything.

• 20:23 @ Darc_Miz sounds like FF11!
• 21:15 the free @digg app is here for iphone! to celebrate they're giving out a tricked #ipad each day for 2 weeks! bit.ly/diggapp
• 21:16 I won't PAY for an ipad (yet) but I'll sure take a free one.
• 21:17 I'm not really even using my iPhone to the fullest. I've only bought ONE app. The rest are free. #poor
• 23:30 .@ ( Read more... )

• 07:22 I got chatted up by a high school boy. I swear I didn't start it, Chris Hansen!
• 07:46 And so I've already lost weekends off...that lasted all of a week. I wish I had a college education. #becoolstayinschool
• 07:55 Maybe if I start showing a barely acceptable work ethic too, I can get weekends off like the guy who WAS on O/N. # ( Read more... )

• 20:13 @ Darc_Miz just shut up -.-
• 20:20 "Oh Christ! I'm referencing The Phantom Menace as a POSITIVE example??" bit.ly/biNOhR #starwars #redlettermedia #lolforever
• 20:22 @ styggian yes. Those days are rare but they are awesome when they happen.
• 20:50 Today I dreamt I had a magical sex change like in Ranma 1/2. I was also stranded on an island with a ( Read more... )

• 07:03 I took a really amazing picture of me tonight, so I think! twitpic.com/1d5pov
• 07:06 @ simonpegg OMG... I'd say give me your xbox gamertag! if I didn't think I was too agoraphobic to inflict me on you.
• 07:22 The Cure covering Depeche Mode */orgasm* www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6LbKH9WzkI
• 09:25 I just got to use this phrase: "I'm crazy! Like a ( Read more... )

• 07:19 @ WGladstone She nods sagely, and says with deep emphasis, "Beer."
• 07:21 I mean... REALLY!.. if you don't crack at least one-quarter of a smile at anything I say, why are you /following me again? Hmm??
• 08:00 I just lost my iPhone in my bra. Shut up. This isn't funny!
• 08:42 The guy who used to work the O/N shift at my job is texting me from KS ( Read more... )

• 08:07 7-day work week is finally done and I get a weekend on the weekend at long last!
• 08:10 So I was JUST going to use this userpic for yesterday but I'm really feeling it fits me. Think I'll stick with it a while.
• 08:12 #followfriday @cracked edition: @DOB_INC @SWAIM_CORP @Brockway_LLC @WGladstone #ff
• 08:14 I don't normally do Follow Friday ( Read more... )

• 07:52 Oh... It's April fools day. Bah. Humbug.
• 07:55 BAH!
• 08:38 Definitely not interested in FF14. It's just FF11 with better graphics. video.destructoid.com/#138743 #MMOh8
• 08:56 I MEAN, I'm not interested in FF14 because FF14=FF11 and it's still an MMO which means dealing with actual people.. People pretty well suck.
• 16:02 RT @alyankovic As a wise ( Read more... )

• 07:57 I'm either working my fingers to the bone, or I've accidentally chemical-burned my fingers. Oops?
• 07:58 @ cracked I'm sad the spambots haven't shown up in the cougar article from yesterday yet. :(
• 09:07 Gentlemen, you KNOW you want a piece of this hot action. twitpic.com/1c6d82
• 09:08 I amuse myself too easily.
• 09:21 Ho. Lee. Shit. All these ( Read more... )

• 17:53 @ PunningLinguist That's enough, Stephenie Meyers.
• 18:00 @ styggian Catholic High Ghoul Girls in Trouble
• 18:15 I want to know why pictures of RPattz have shown up in @cracked articles the past 3 days. I don't mind, but it's a bit boggling.
• 22:44 Sunday evening, I turned off my xbox in FF13-induced nerdrage. I haven't turned it on since. # ( Read more... )