[There is nothing to be seen apart from an eye. It's a very large eye that soon grows smaller revealing more of the owners face. A face that may seem a little girl, but enough of that, because now there's just a mouth seen.]

Hellooooooo? Helloooo!

[Back to the eye.] Did I get summoned again? Oh boy, Eclipse sure is gonna be mad.

[Now have some ( Read more... )

[As Lúthien comes from a time when electricity wasn't even a twinkle in its father's eyes, she is beyond technologically impaired and wouldn't know what to do with a telephone except push the buttons and enjoy the sounds and lights that it produced as a result ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on to show a human in what seems to be a space suit (though to those who are less familiar with such things, it might as well be a golem or something). And behind him? Is a building on fire.]

Uh...someone fell asleep when the stove was on and...[Ohhh, look at that. The roof fell off.] ...it wasn't me. And it wasn't the chowder ( Read more... )

[ There's a man with a fancy revolver, a classy fedora, in a straight up, pimp as hell zoot suit, practically ninja-rolling around the Underworld like he thinks he's some kind of commando. ]

Ashley? Ashley! [ Our Pimpass Hero seems to become a little panicked at this point. ] ASHLEEEEEY!

[ But then notices the tablet, lowering his gun a little to ( Read more... )

Any of you worthless shits have some idea what I'm supposed to do with this?

[He's dangling Garrett's illustrated Guide To Gay Sex in one hand, far away from his person, like he suspects it might give him a disease. He really wishes he hadn't left his gloves at home.]

Or who Garrett is?

[And now he's just scowling at the thing, like just the ( Read more... )

[She's holding the device upside down.]

Um, okay. Soooo... can someone bring me home now?

I need to feed my ocelot.

Player name: Jay
New to UWW (Y/N): N
Character Name: Cheryl Tunt
Character Fandom: Archer

A person learns to cope with things like big lizards and poisonous eels, a lot of bad noise and blood on the floor. There comes a time in every man's life when he questions what is real and what is another hallucination. Another bad wave of paranoia and fear, that much I am certain... but no man should be asked to take this trip. Hellfire, the ( Read more... )

[Isra wanders, looks up at the buildings as she thinks and lets the enormity of the Underworld sink in. She knows first words are important. Not only the first ones, but the right ones. So she tries to choose them carefully.]

Is this what's behind the curtain?

Player name: Box
New to UWW: nope!
Character Name: Isra Bint'Mahdi Al-Halab
Character ( Read more... )

Nah?

[There is a HUGE pair of eyes staring INTO YOUR VERY SOUL and also taking up the entirety of the screen before the tablet gets dropped to the ground. Then you see some scrawny kid wearing a straw hat, a bright red vest and some weird ass jean shorts with fluffy shit at the bottoms.]

Oi. Skeleton guy.

Skeleton guy!

SKELETON GUUUUUUUY!

[And ( Read more... )

[ There is a very angry Roman general, dressed as a gladiator, waving a gladius about and generally looking murderous. ]

[ He also happens to be shouting. ]

I have paid my dues! I have waited with utmost patience!

I am not supposed to be here!

[ He shouts, frustrated ( Read more... )