[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

Nah?

[There is a HUGE pair of eyes staring INTO YOUR VERY SOUL and also taking up the entirety of the screen before the tablet gets dropped to the ground. Then you see some scrawny kid wearing a straw hat, a bright red vest and some weird ass jean shorts with fluffy shit at the bottoms.]

Oi. Skeleton guy.

Skeleton guy!

SKELETON GUUUUUUUY!

[And

Comments

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[What the fuck is this thing? Did the gods hit the bottom of the barrel or something?]

...

I don't think your friends are here-- THEY WOULD'VE HEARD YOUR FUCKING SCREAMING FROM ACROSS THE UNDERWORLD.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[He's got a pinky in his ear, plugging it up, and he's wincing at you.]

Geeeeeez, you're loud.

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[Glares.]

No, you are.

[She's beginning to consider seeking out all the annoying people-- and there are so many of you, and breaking their devices so she never has to listen to them again. Thanks Luffy.]

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[Don't mind Luffy while he becomes all of the immature.]

No, you are.

[He frowns for a minute.]

Who are you anyway, old lady?

[Because white hair auto-equals old.]

[youallneedme]

I'm afraid that Serah Skinless will not be returning for your regularly scheduled boat ride. [ But don't mind him, he will chuckle at those faces you're making. Because hey, you're pretty good! ]

I haven't seen anyone like that, but I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

Huh? Oh, Skeleton guy? Nah, I got a boat, don't need him.

[That face that was taking up the entire screen now becomes just a pair of eyes as he gets all close with interest. He peers up at the camera, down at the screen, up at the camera, down at the screen.]

Thanks. There's a guy with an afro too. And a skeleton with an afro. He sings.

[Some more wide eyed blinking all up in your screen.]

And a robot.

[Video]

[youallneedme]

Hey hey, you can hold the device at arm's length, it won't bit-

[ Wait. ]

A what?

[ Another beat. ]

And a what?

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[He blinks for a second, then moves his face back, a weird half-frown on his face as he tilts his head a little too far to the side at the screen.]

A skeleton. And a robot. He's got blue hair and he doesn't wear proper pants.

[Video]

[ofunquietwater]

Is the raccoon carnivorous?

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

No, he's a doctor.

[Video]

[ofunquietwater]

That sounds very unsanitary.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[He sounds very offended by this suggestion.]

Chopper's the best doctor in the Grand Line! It's not his fault they don't make gloves for hooves.

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[cookiesordeath]

{She stares for the longest while and then her mouth opens in a wide O.}

Your arm just stretched all the way across the water!! That's so cool!!!