[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

Nah?

[There is a HUGE pair of eyes staring INTO YOUR VERY SOUL and also taking up the entirety of the screen before the tablet gets dropped to the ground. Then you see some scrawny kid wearing a straw hat, a bright red vest and some weird ass jean shorts with fluffy shit at the bottoms.]

Oi. Skeleton guy.

Skeleton guy!

SKELETON GUUUUUUUY!

[And

Comments

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[What the fuck is this thing? Did the gods hit the bottom of the barrel or something?]

...

I don't think your friends are here-- THEY WOULD'VE HEARD YOUR FUCKING SCREAMING FROM ACROSS THE UNDERWORLD.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[He's got a pinky in his ear, plugging it up, and he's wincing at you.]

Geeeeeez, you're loud.

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[Glares.]

No, you are.

[She's beginning to consider seeking out all the annoying people-- and there are so many of you, and breaking their devices so she never has to listen to them again. Thanks Luffy.]

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[Don't mind Luffy while he becomes all of the immature.]

No, you are.

[He frowns for a minute.]

Who are you anyway, old lady?

[Because white hair auto-equals old.]

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[LONGEST PAUSE EVER.]

...what did you just call me?

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[Wide-eyed innocent. He's not actually trying to insult you, I promise D:]

Old lady. You're an old lady, right? What's your name?

[A big, stupid grin here.]

I'm Luffy.

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

No. I'm not. What the hell is wrong with you?

[FFFFFFFFFFFF

...ugh. But he's like 12 or something. Fucking kids... and this one seems mentally deficient. FINE, she won't hang up on you yet.]

... Kainé.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[He snorts at you like you're the crazy one.]

Suuuure, lady.

[That's hilarious, Kaine, he's actually 18. He'd be 21 if I took him post-time skip, too. :'D]

Kaaaainé. [He rolls the sound around before deciding he's satisfied with it and moving on.] Do you live here? What island is this?

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[She gives him a disgusted look as he says her name.

HOW ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE OLDER THAN HER?]

Does this look like a goddamn island to you?

And yeah, I guess I live here now.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[ Either he is completely oblivious to your disdain or he is choosing to ignore it. ]

I came in on a boat, soooooo... yeah?

If it's not an island what is it? Everything in the Grand Line's an island, don't you know that? [ A snerk like you're just being silly. Stop messing with him, lady, he knows what's up. ] You live under a rock or something, Obasan*?

[[ *A respectful way to say 'old lady'. ]]

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[Rolls her eyes, she has no clue what you're talking about.]

Yeah, or maybe your stupid island doesn't exist here, cuz you're in hell.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[ For just a second his eyes twitch a little wider like he's legitimately concerned, or at least surprised, and then, dopey grin again. ]

Whoooooooaaaaaaa.

Is there steak in hell? [ Mimicking the way she said it. ]

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[She not so briefly considers telling him it's at the bottom of the river, he seems like he may be stupid enough to fall for that. But that was pretty mean.]

...probably, there's all sorts of weird crap to eat.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[ Yeah, super mean, considering he can't swim 8| He would still jump in anyway. It's kind of a thing he does. But anyway, his eyes light up at the mention of all kinds of awesome food. You're saying words but all he is hearing is MEAT. He goes off on a tirade, most of it being complete mind theatre. ]

Like what? Like huge dinosaur lizards you can beat up and fry or giant seacows that keep trying to run away or big birds and octopuses and raccoons and monster snow bunnies with canons and zombies?

[ He is not entirely convinced the zombies weren't edible. ]

[Video]

[petrifiedgirl]

[She's kinda half zoning you out.]

Wait, what? Don't eat zombies, that's fucking gross.

[Video]

[gomunobitchslap]

[ Sadface. ]

... One of them looked like a penguin.

[ This makes it okay. ]