Comments | plainsofelysium: NO HADES, YOU'RE SMALL TIME! [Video] || aka, oh god what am i doing. This is for the lulz.

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NO HADES, YOU'RE SMALL TIME! [Video] || aka, oh god what am i doing. This is for the lulz.

Jul 05, 2011 17:06

[ There's a man with a fancy revolver, a classy fedora, in a straight up, pimp as hell zoot suit, practically ninja-rolling around the Underworld like he thinks he's some kind of commando. ]

Ashley? Ashley! [ Our Pimpass Hero seems to become a little panicked at this point. ] ASHLEEEEEY!

[ But then notices the tablet, lowering his gun a little to ( Read more... )

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notzombiebait July 5 2011, 22:13:58 UTC

[ JUST GONNA BE OVER HERE LEON, FACEPALMING ALL UP IN YO' SHIT. ] Why are you in a Zoot suit, Kennedy.

[ NOT LIKE HE'S ONE TO TALK. NOT WEARING THIS AND ALL. ]

goddammitashley July 5 2011, 22:22:52 UTC

Because I-

[ EYES WIDE LIKE SAUCERS. UH. UH. UH. WHY ARE YOU A BDSM DOM, CHRIS? ]

..................................... Aren't you cold?

notzombiebait July 5 2011, 22:25:04 UTC

What?

[ WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. HUH? HUH?

Don't make him take out an eye. ]

goddammitashley July 5 2011, 22:29:37 UTC

Uh. Nothing. Nothing at all.

[ 8| SRSLY, MAN, YOU'RE MAKING HIM UNCOMFORTABLE. WANT TO BORROW HIS SCARF? SO YOU CAN BE SASSY GAY CHRIS? ]

Look, have you seen [Insert handwaved pictures of Ashley here that, yes, he has been carrying around in his coat pocket all this time] this girl? We got separated.

[Video] leoooooooooon July 5 2011, 22:35:32 UTC

[TAKES A DEEP BREATH]

LEOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Oh.

There you are!

[Video] goddammitashley July 5 2011, 22:47:49 UTC

[ OH GOD, THE PIERCING SHRILLNESS AND THIS STRANGE OVERWHELMING URGE TO CHOKESLAM BITC--

Oh. It stopped. Hey Ashley. ]

Ashley! Where are you? It's not safe to wander around here on your own!

[Video] leoooooooooon July 5 2011, 23:04:52 UTC

I-I don't know! But I'm a grown woman, I can handle myself!

[Stomps off and immediately falls into a trap. OMG THERE ARE SPIDERS EVERYWHERE.]

LEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

[Video] goddammitashley July 5 2011, 23:12:01 UTC

[ WHAT IS THIS INEXPLICABLE URGE HE HAS TO JUST FUCKING CHAINSAW HER AND HER DUMBASS SWEATER AND MINISKIRT SET TO DEATH? I MEAN. UH. ASHLEEEEEEY! ]

A-ASHLEY! DAMMIT! I'M ON MY WAY!

JUST. UH. STAY CALM AND ASSUME THE FETAL POSITION UNTIL I GET THERE. THEY CAN PROBABLY SENSE FEAR. [ and 'Dumb Bitch.']

...DAMMIT.

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LMAO that subject line killed me so dead I don't even X'DDDDDD zerosuitjill July 6 2011, 01:19:23 UTC

[THIS AGENT OF JUSTICE DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR MOBSTER-WANNABE-LOOKING WAYS. B|]

...Leon?

[Funny how there's a question mark there and it's meant as a question, but it's... definitely not a question. More like a what is that I don't even know.]

What are you wearing.

[Nope, can't even fake a question now.]

:'D I want to put him in the Underworld JUST so he can say that to Hades at some point goddammitashley July 6 2011, 03:32:29 UTC

[ Oh, uh, hi Jill. :| This is awkward. At least you're not in leather and studs like Chris... ]

It's a suit. [ This does not come out as confident and manly as it should. ]

Uh... my other clothes got acid bile on them. This was just convenient.

[ And also pimp as all get out. But you know need to know that was the real reason he picked it up. ]

LOL YUS. And there'd have to be a "your right hand comes off?" comment somewhere... zerosuitjill July 6 2011, 21:24:19 UTC

[No, Wesker prefers skintight suits and cleavage, thank you very not.

...This look is so skeptical.]

...Were the hat and scarf convenient, too? [NOT BUYING THIS CAN U TELL.]