I know that everyone knows it, but I'd like to state for the record that NO ONE has ever hooked up after honking at some girl on the side of the road, unless they paid cash, in which case that's another story. It wouldn't bother me, but it's not like I'm ever expecting it, so they end up scaring the crap out of me ( Read more... )

First, I would like to point out that there's really no such thing as "aggravated child abuse." Whatever a kid is doing, no matter how pissed you would like to be, they're still a kid. An ex-Jaguar just got charged with that. I'm sure he'll get plenty of jail time (not even NFL football will get you out of that), but "aggravated child abuse" is ( Read more... )

There's just something about Easter Sunday. I love it! I wish I was with my family, but I'm spending the day with them Saturday, and word on the street is that they're going to visit me at FLMNH Tuesday afternoon. Jim will be with them this afternoon, so I'm happy for all of them. I'm going to 11AM services at the Presbyterian Center, which ( Read more... )

So, I had to update after complaining about the policeman. . .I hate to leave things sounding all negative and lame. First, I am getting my car back on Monday. I would have had it yesterday (the bodyshop is really phenomenal), but they discovered some damage to my tire putting the rim back on and had to order a new one. I have to pay a minimal ( Read more... )

So I got the damage from my car. The policeman, even after I called to see about how to file the report, reminded me that he "wasn't required" to file it himself because the damage was under $500. Try $1300 you goatmouth bitch. (That's a new insult I just learned. It's too vulgar for me to ever actually use, but I like to think of it in a ( Read more... )

My neighbor threw a party all last night. Which is fine. He does that, I always wake up, but I have learned to put myself immediately back to sleep. It's taken years of practice, but I've done it ( Read more... )

This is an announcement/invitation for any Gainesvillians and interested parties who would like to see the Dental History Room at the Health Science Center. Not only do I actually think it's pretty cool (since I am sick and my opinion is questionalble), but Ned the Librarian (a bastion of good sense) told me he thought it was really awesome and ( Read more... )

Spring Break is over. Poo bits! I did get a lot of work and play in, so it was good, but I can't wait for the semester to be over. I will be DONE WITH CLASSES FOREVER!!! Bwahahahaha. 'Bout damn time ( Read more... )

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If the eyes are the windows to the soul, brown-eyed people are full of shit. So I'm hoping maybe it's this instead. :>)

So I've been sick for a week. That's getting old. I'm 23 and I got a GD ear infection. What the heck ( Read more... )