Veritaserum and the Sorting Hat makes for highly delightful poetry with evil laughter intact. Read it for pure luff of the Sorting Hat and the author's creative genius.
Is it late, lamented Hufflepuff!
Or What's-her-name the Ravenclaw?
Or Slash-your-Wrists the Slytherin,
My place or yours? The Gryffindor! ----
Veritaserum and The Sorting Hat