Me and my Papa just went and bought a new vacuum cleaner. This one is way lighter than our old vacuum and boasts 12 times the sucking power. That was a good find. Now if I can somehow get rid of my heavyset jumpoff for a woman who's pounds lighter with 12 times the sucking power I'll be in business.

i have no kids

im an interior design (by profession, not by hobby)

im working on a blog. part men's fashion, part sarcasm, part daily ramblings, part "philosoulphies". blended over ice. enjoy.

ive lost 70 lbs

i want to give it to my neighbor on a handstand with the lights on.

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