As some of you might know, I suck at naming things. So I am calling on all of you to help me out here. No name is too ridiculous to suggest! I mean, we're *already* talking about a challenge involving actual motherfuckers. Wow, that sounds so much more offensive when I say it that way!

Poll Name that MOMMA

1000_words came up with a fab late entry: Motherfuckin': Foxy ( Read more... )

Posting this while I still have a paid account. Erm. Yes. That is why.

Poll JOSHLYNN FTW

So. Best idea ever? I THINK SO.

1) Clarissa is planning a party. She buys some flowers, thanks god every day for the little things despite being an athiest, and remembers that summer long ago when her first lesbian relationship was cruelly interrupted by an interfering and unworthy man.
+To the Lighthouse - 4 (9.8%) [Virginia Woolf]
+Villette - 0 (0.0%) [a Bronte. Charlotte?]
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I was watching Jeopardy! yesterday and it's the Teen Tournament, which I love because I get 90% of the questions right, whereas normally, it's like 30%. Anyway. So I was watching and they had this category called 'Novel Synopsis' where they gave you a summary of a novel plot, and you had to guess the novel. Sort of like the GRE English Lit ( Read more... )

So last night I was talking to wendy about the new Life&Style issue coming out, about what a terrible mother Britney is and how she should have her children taken away. And this led me to remember MY childhood. And possibly, just maybe, I didn't have the same sort of upbringing that most people have. Both my parents were social workers. My mom was a ( Read more... )

I'm getting ready to start on my spn_harlequin fic and I need your help. My prompt is:

For Amy Logan, living with wildly attractive widower Dan Major for the past three years was a fantasy come true…even if it was only as nanny to his six-year-old daughter. But now Dan had just stunned her with a proposal every woman dreams of-and one she couldn't possibly ( Read more... )

So let's pretend for a minute that I was going to do something really ridiculous, like write a popslash fic based on The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.

Poll Travelling Pants?

In other news, y'all are BORING on Fridays. I haven't seen the new SPN because I met emmagrant01 for dinner and then we went to a sing along and I maybe got a little drunk. So yeah, I haven't seen ( Read more... )

So, a lot of you took my Quiz of Awesome yesterday in hopes of finding out whether you are smarter than my random knowledge of useless facts. Like, a LOT of you. Over 100 people! I guess you guys like quizzes! I might have to make it a regular thing. Anyway, the answers ( Read more... )

Since everyone seems to love that Jeff Foxworthy thing that proves Americans are dumb as shit, I thought I'd make my own little quiz. Here are some random facts I know for (let's call them) personal reasons. But mainly because I'm a dork. Take this quiz to play...

Are You Smarter Than Andrea's Random Knowledge of Useless Facts?Also, don't ( Read more... )

Help me decide if I'm going to go to winchestercon this year by filling out this poll! My waffling isn't from a lack of desire, but rather because I have no clue where I will be living in October. I could be in AFRICA, if things go super well. So signing up is sort of a Russian roulette thing for me, but if enough of you are going, I might be willing to take ( Read more... )