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The baby wouldn't take the bottle and was chewing away on something, so I asked what was in her mouth ( Read more... )

My temporary foster kid Olivia is coloring pictures of everyone in the house. Apparently I'm a flying werewolf-bat that throws people up in the air and shreds them. I don't eat the people though, just bugs. Because I'm healthy like that ( Read more... )

last Christmas, my roommate Leo decided he wanted to adopt a foster kid since he never had kids of his own and is about to turn 50. we both went through Nevada's foster license program, passed all the classes, and waited for our background checks to clear so we could get our licenses. we got approved and about 5 days ago (or it could have been a ( Read more... )

first the power goes out on the entire block and we don't have AC overnight, so i get heat stroke. then a circuit blows and i lose power *just* in my room. then my truck smokes and i have to call out from work. and the whole week i've had some sinus armageddon going on, which i think evolved into bronchitis, will find out tomorrow when i get my ( Read more... )

Just trying to sort out my 5 million bpal bottles. ( Read more... )

This is the second year anniversary of my move to Vegas. Please pardon the typos, I think I lose about 10 IQ points every year I live here. I'm pretty sure the Luxor beam is actually a mass retardation ray ( Read more... )

As of last week I was officially assigned to the publications department at work. I still have all my old duties, just 10-20 hours a week on top of those for training and writing and publishing. So! This Wednesday and Friday I will be working 0400-12:30 at my normal job, then walking straight to publications and continuing to work until 1600 ( Read more... )

Well ok, they don't hurt so much as long as you don't move, breathe, or god forbid, get the hiccups. Thank goodness I was able to get a whole week off work, or extreme and unreasonable profanity would surely be added to my list of offenses while on duty ( Read more... )

Today on the bus the drunk gay man insisted the elderly Mexican priest marry us because he was sick of dating cheating assholes. This was after he offered to buy my boots off me so he could kick his boyfriend in the balls. Then an Australian man came and left a large black suitcase with me while he hid from the authorities. Then another guy got ( Read more... )