Still not a stripper.
This is the second year anniversary of my move to Vegas. Please pardon the typos, I think I lose about 10 IQ points every year I live here. I'm pretty sure the Luxor beam is actually a mass retardation ray.
So. Yeah, not much going on. I'm single. I lost 30 pounds. I got scuba certified, working on my deep diving/technical diving cert next. My retirement plan is to get a boat and do wreck and salvage until a shark eats me, or I disappear in the Bermuda triangle.
I'm going on vacation in September, yay! I hope I can find something to wear. I just realized I don't own anything that fits anymore. I don't know how I didn't notice that before. Oh yeah, the retardation ray. Right.
I think I want to sell all my stuff and move again. I just can't seem to settle down.
My roommate is a transgendered shaman from Puerto Rico. Thank goodness I found someone sane and down to earth and honest to live with. I'm serious, he's the best, I'd have gone on roughly seventeen killing sprees by now if not for him.
So, how has everyone been? Did I miss anything?
So. Yeah, not much going on. I'm single. I lost 30 pounds. I got scuba certified, working on my deep diving/technical diving cert next. My retirement plan is to get a boat and do wreck and salvage until a shark eats me, or I disappear in the Bermuda triangle.
I'm going on vacation in September, yay! I hope I can find something to wear. I just realized I don't own anything that fits anymore. I don't know how I didn't notice that before. Oh yeah, the retardation ray. Right.
I think I want to sell all my stuff and move again. I just can't seem to settle down.
My roommate is a transgendered shaman from Puerto Rico. Thank goodness I found someone sane and down to earth and honest to live with. I'm serious, he's the best, I'd have gone on roughly seventeen killing sprees by now if not for him.
So, how has everyone been? Did I miss anything?