I moved to Las Vegas two weeks ago. It's like home, only lots more blinking lights and noises. And insanity. If I keep visiting the strip, pretty soon I will have a permanent expression of equal parts disbelief, mockery, and resignation etched upon my face. Having lived in Los Angeles...ok, Gardena, Western and Normandie to be more specific, ( Read more... )

From my kids story:


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Here's some Irish men with banjos and other implements of awesome, including but not limited to, their accents and nifty hats.

I walked around it yesterday taking pictures of dead things. I wasn't looking for dead things, but that's mostly what I found. The Sea is like that ( Read more... )

My mom just showed me a hard lump in her breast, about the size of a marble. She says it's pretty painful. She made a doctors appointment for tomorrow morning so we'll find out soon. I feel very old and tired right now.

http://drumfunny.com/2010/05/03/gravite-falling-balls-synced-to-produce-rhythm/

Random video of stuff falling and sometimes breaking.

How to build a time machine, by The Expert

What about option #4: Shrink humans really really tiny and shoot them through wormholes. Laugh maniacally. Or I suppose nano-bots would work too, but they don't splatter on cosmic windshields as well.

I just came across this book at Barnes and Noble today ( Read more... )

I just discovered the eyeball in a jar that you gifted me with. You're awesome. =)

Now that I'm an adult, and hundreds of miles from my college friends, I can safely walk around ALL DAY tomorrow wearing not a scrap of green and suffer no pinches. On the one hand, yay for avoiding pinches! On the other, I think I'm going to miss the drunken brawling that ensues.

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