I'm never on here any longer... but hey, if you want to find me, you can hop on over to my tumblr! You can find me at perezosamente.tumblr.com. :) If you have a tumblr, find meeeeeeee. I just started this thing and I'm ready to get it poppin'!

I STILL LOVE YOU GUYS. ♥

I am never letting Momma make my Kahlúa and coffee again. I never knew that shit could burn your throat--I mean, it's Kahlúa, for God's sake--but I'm pretty sure Mom dumped half of the bottle into my cup, because when I took a big gulp of it... damn, son. Damn.But Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope everyone got everything they wanted for ( Read more... )

( THIS IS A REAL-LIFE CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE IN A COLLEGE CLASSROOM. )

"I want to move to a socialist country, man. The people there... they're just not motivated to do anything, you know?" --stoner from my international politics class ( Read more... )

If you schedule me to work until two in the morning, why would you schedule me to come back into work at ten? Um, thanks, guys. I'll just go home, nap for six hours, take a bath, and then come back into work to work a double shift! Motherfuckers, I don't even....

At least I have Sunday off! ♥ And a date! Yessssssssssss.

...Can November just hurry up get here already? I am totally ready for:
1. An awesome date!
2. MY BIRTHDAY!
3. NC STATE HOMECOMING WITH MY FAVORITE BOY IN THE WORLD AT THE MOMENT. ♥ I get to go to the game and all of the parties that go along with it, hell yes. I guess I can deal with the fact that my school doesn't have a football team as long ( Read more... )

Babysitting is the best form of birth control known to man.