obligatory christmas post

[perezosamente]

I am never letting Momma make my Kahlúa and coffee again. I never knew that shit could burn your throat--I mean, it's Kahlúa, for God's sake--but I'm pretty sure Mom dumped half of the bottle into my cup, because when I took a big gulp of it... damn, son. Damn.

But Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope everyone got everything they wanted for Christmas. If you don't celebrate Christmas, then...I hope you have a happy holiday! ♥

Now it's time to go demolish some pecan pie. Awwwwwwww yeah.