I had the worst (also, the funniest)nightmare last night ( Read more... )

Thank you, Reagan, for giving me the day off tomorrow.

Sister: I was watching TV and suddenly the show cut out, and a newscaster popped on. She said, "Now for the latest update on the Reagan story . . . " What story?! He's dead! He was dead yesterday, he's dead today, and he'll still be dead tomorrow!
Me: Maybe they're expecting a ( Read more... )

The title of my paper (dear god, I hope someone besides me gets it):

Finches in Flux
or
Why Are There So Many Kinds of Finches?
or
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Finch

I crack myself up.

And I have finches coming out of my ears. AAAAHHHH!! Tweet Tweet.

Back to work.

So: in between sets in the dance performance, I, being a nice little gel-changer, am supposed to go backstage and straighten the backdrop (films are projected onto it, and wrinkles make it hard to see). Tonight, I went back while the house lights were on, and was caught backstage by the blackout. As I made my way back in the dark, I tripped, ( Read more... )

Stolen from Taxishoes, who stole it from blostopherWhat NOT to do on Wednesday (When Return of the King comes out ( Read more... )

"Damn, what's the answer to this question?"
"You mean, besides the obvious?"
"What's the obvious?"
"I don't know . . . I was hoping you did."

-Alyssa and me, working on a final exam. Woot.

Check THIS out. It's the Bible gone glam, with parables alongside beauty tips, assiduously rendered into meaninglessness in an effort to lure empty-headed teenaged girls. I weep. I weep for Christianity.


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