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Thank you, Reagan, for giving me the day off tomorrow.
Sister: I was watching TV and suddenly the show cut out, and a newscaster popped on. She said, "Now for the latest update on the Reagan story . . . " What story?! He's dead! He was dead yesterday, he's dead today, and he'll still be dead tomorrow!
Me: Maybe they're expecting a resurrection . . .
Sister: I was watching TV and suddenly the show cut out, and a newscaster popped on. She said, "Now for the latest update on the Reagan story . . . " What story?! He's dead! He was dead yesterday, he's dead today, and he'll still be dead tomorrow!
Me: Maybe they're expecting a resurrection . . .