When I called Maria in a state of misery, we discussed my life and decided that I am in a controlling, abusive relationship with my Plan. I need to dump it and move on.

( Mildly offensive, very funny )

Some concern has been expressed by friends that I have become Too Religious, whatever that means. To allay such worries, I present you with

THE BOOK OF ZOGG

I only WISH I wrote it. Read, and attain enlightenment.

::falls over in giggles::

(Thanks, Amanda . . . )

I have never done one of these before. Ever! I think I've posted a few quiz results, but this is new. Anyway, a couple of people tapped me with interesting ones (particularly Ellen's 'Five reasons why I'm a big dork!) meme, and I'm bored, sooo . . . .

( Books! Tessa, you better read this . . . )

Today is working itself out into being a rather manic Plan marathon ( Read more... )

Last night as I was falling asleep my back was hurting. No news there- it always hurts. But I woke up several times in the night with a painful back. Eventually, I fell back asleep again . . . and dreamt that my spine had thrust its way clean out of me (between my shoulderblades, just under my neck) and was waving around gently. I could wiggle ( Read more... )

My Unitarian
Jihad Name is: Sister/Brother Sword of Warm Humanitarianism.

Get yours.

No, really. Join the "Unitarian
Jihad".

::snicksnort::

Yes, yes they did. They ate it. I had dirty underwear in my laundry pile on the floor and the mice. ate. my. underwear. They ate it *selectively*, too, I might add, choosing only the, er, dirty parts to nibble away. They've also broken into my RA med kit and gnawed open two condom wrappers, then leaving the condoms unused at the bottom of my ( Read more... )

Ok, ok, I couldn't resist . . . filled out my Final Plan app and just had to share . . .

evolutionary biology is Sarah's true lovebrought to you by PLAN

Shocking- two entries in as many days ( Read more... )

My friend Gary has come down with some kind of nasty stomach bug, so I told him that when I went into town today to do my grocery shopping, I'd pick him up some of that extra-spicy, all-natural ginger ale to see if it would help ( Read more... )