Apr 23, 2005 23:41
Last night as I was falling asleep my back was hurting. No news there- it always hurts. But I woke up several times in the night with a painful back. Eventually, I fell back asleep again . . . and dreamt that my spine had thrust its way clean out of me (between my shoulderblades, just under my neck) and was waving around gently. I could wiggle it like a finger. It was still covered in skin and everything- in the dream it was kinda like a really severe crick. So, I decided I should see a chiropracter.
Me: Er, can I get an emergency appointment? My spine is sticking out of my back.
Chiropracter: Does it hurt?
Me: Surprisingly, not much more than normal.
Chiropracter: Well, then, you're not an emergency. Maybe I can get you a spot sometime next week?
Me: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! ::wakes up::
Analysis?
whining,
humor