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Quasars
Recently we've been investigating a number of interesting quasars, searching for further evidence to confirm our well-known nanolobster theory of matter. This ongoing research mission will probably take up a lot of time, but hopefully we will also have opportunities to contact new civilisations. If there's one thing we PenguinLords like, it's ( Read more... ) -
Supplement: supplemental: supplemental
Still no sign of my refund! My patience is wearing thin. Very thin. If no refund is forthcoming, we will set a course for the galaxy where we picked up the last known signal from the intergalactic sports nutrition pedlar who sold me these weight-gain capsules, and exact a terrible (but just) revenge, after our own inimitable fashion. -
Supplement: supplemental
The dietary supplement I purchased has so far failed to achieve the desired effect. I decided to beam it back to its home galaxy and am expecting a refund momentarily. -
Supplement
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Ice system
It has been a couple of your Earth months since we PenguinLords have seen fit to report on our movements, but today we break our silence! This is indeed a bless'ed day for you, Earthling, who are reading this! We have not been idle in the interim, oh no. Indeed, we have been investigating a curious system orbiting a near-dead star. Every one of the ( Read more... ) -
Empty World
Something very odd occurred today, which we PenguinLords are at a loss to explain. We were approaching a star system which we had scanned for signs of life, intending to share our scientific knowledge with the inhabitants, as is our wont. However, upon arriving at their homeworld, we found the place strangely deserted. This species had plainly ( Read more... ) -
PenguinLord FAQ
Perhaps some of our readers have been wondering what we have been up to lately, so we hope the following catechism will go some way to assuaging the pain of those burning questions.
Mighty PenguinLords, we have not heard from you for a while. What have you been up to?Indeed, it has been a busy time for us, humble reader! Our scientific ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Change of Law
If you could change a law from any time in history, which would you change and what impact would this have?
We would change the law granting diplomatic immunity to ambassadors, and the effect of this would be to silence the flood of annoying comments on our blog. Permanently. -
Cyborgs vs. Lizard-Men
It has been a very interesting few days out here in space.
I have long pondered on the question of who would win in a fight between a race of cyborgs and a race of lizard-like humanoids. Unfortunately, the opportunity to test my theories in practice never came up - until recently, when we entered a star system in search of valuable alloys, to ( Read more... )