Cyborgs vs. Lizard-Men

Sep 23, 2008 16:44

It has been a very interesting few days out here in space.

I have long pondered on the question of who would win in a fight between a race of cyborgs and a race of lizard-like humanoids. Unfortunately, the opportunity to test my theories in practice never came up - until recently, when we entered a star system in search of valuable alloys, to ( Read more... )

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Bad Penguinlords! Bad! aloysiusgraak September 23 2008, 21:43:16 UTC
Gasp! Shock! Horror! That crime is heinous, even by Penguinlord standards! But don't think you're going to get away with that one, PLs! No! We're keeping a record of all of your atrocities! One day, the day of reckoning will come!!

--Graak

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Re: Bad Penguinlords! Bad! penguinlord8017 September 24 2008, 00:48:57 UTC
Ambassador Graak--

We PenguinLords are not amused by your feeble antics. We are especially insulted that you have failed to correctly capitalise the word "PenguinLord" in your message. But even were that not the case, your comment is grossly offensive to the PenguinLords and, were it not for your diplomatic immunity, rest assured that you would soon go the way of your planet, Pterodactylus Prime.

Also, next time you try to organise a top-secret anti-PenguinLord resistance it might be wise not to run it from the Pterodactyloid embassy on the PenguinLord homeworld and not to write about it on the internet where we can see it.

Finally, please do not call us "PLs". Please.

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Down with the Penguinlords! aloysiusgraak September 25 2008, 00:04:30 UTC
LOL Penguinlords! You may have won this round - but the anti-PL resistance will triumph in the end! Yes it will! Eventually! That I can promise you! Yah Boo!!

--Graak

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Re: Down with the Penguinlords! penguinlord8017 September 25 2008, 19:31:59 UTC
We believe that it is beneath our dignity to deign to respond further to your comments, Ambassador Graak.

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aloysiusgraak September 26 2008, 18:48:03 UTC
Last word!

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