GREETINGS FROM THE FEDERATION, PEOPLE OF EARTH [Action/AU week]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Despite the fact (or perhaps in spite of the fact) that most of the Academy seems to have gone completely crazy, Sunday dawns bright and clear, with hints of a warm spring wind against the melting snow. It is a fine day indeed.

A fine day to land your giant dong spaceship in the middle of the parking lot like a total douchenozzleSome might

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[betterthanawiki]

[So like. There's these Space Cops, right. Just walking along, doing their thing. Enjoying this awesome day. Having some small talk, etc.]

I believe a suspect may have been dropped right into our laps, Hyde. Seems to dislike humans, claims to have skill in robotics, and instantly reacts with suspicion and secrecy. We'll have to proceed with caution; he appears to be extremely paranoid.

[officer_hyde]

[There is totally no policelike conversation going on here.]

Something ain't right with him, that's for sure. He fits the bill.

As long as we keep laying low I don't think he's gonna suspect anything.

[betterthanawiki]

[None whatsoever.]

That's putting it mildly. He looks to be nothing more than a raving lunatic, but it won't do any good to underestimate him. Even the smallest sign that we are not ordinary Earth-dwellers may tip him off.

[officer_hyde]

I wasn't planning on it. With all these new people cropping up we should be keeping a lower profile anyway.

Look, it's not like a spaceship's going to fall out of the sky or anything.

[revivedpower]

[Oh great, law enforcement clowns...]

SIR, Excuse me sir.
I believe i am in need of your help.

[RULE ONE OF GOOD BUSINESSES: Either buy your ticket to alcohol permits or corrupt the police force with all things good in life]

[colonel_falcon]

[Yeah just a second, guy, Falcon is currently making sure his spaceship isn't going to blow up.]

You'll have to wait a minute.

[revivedpower]

This will only take you a second of your time.
Where can I get an alcohol permit around this toontown?

[colonel_falcon]

[This is a dumb question and you should feel dumb.]

To sell?

[not_a_tadpole]

[OH GOD THINGS CRASHING FROM THE SKY

OH GOD IT'S BIG AND METAL

SMITHYYYYYYYYYYY]

[sexy_flyer]

[NO LOOK IT TOTALLY LANDED OKAY.

IT ONLY ALMOST SQUISHED A FEW CARS.]

[not_a_tadpole]

[Nope he is still approaching with caution.]

Hey! What's the big idea?!

[colonel_falcon]

[Woah it's

it's a cloud thing.

Too bad Falcon is super preoccupied with figuring out why his spaceship almost crashed.]

Emergency landing.

[breaks_ground]

Whoa hello, you just almost squished his car! While he was in it! "Excuse me!" He yells over the engines...as if he'll be heard.

[colonel_falcon]

Sadly, he is not heard. The engines, at least, power down after a moment or two, and out comes the pilot, who looks very concerned about the state of his vehicle.

[breaks_ground]

Once the engines are down, he shuffles between vehicles, and spots the pilot. "Hello there!"

[colonel_falcon]

Woah, people already. Falcon offered a nod.

"...Hello." He was very talkative, you see.

[boxingmidget]

[Mac and his Pokemon are looking up. Right at the ship. In the sky. In complete silence.]

[colonel_falcon]

[THE SHIP IS ON THE GROUND.

HERE COMES THE GUY WHO WAS FLYING IT.]

[boxingmidget]

[Wow. Wow. Wowowowowow. That was just about the coolest thing ever. Mac waved at the guy. Oh look, and his mons are doing it too. Isn't that something.]

...Afternoon, sir.

[colonel_falcon]

[Mac receives one (1) nod.]

Student?