GREETINGS FROM THE FEDERATION, PEOPLE OF EARTH [Action/AU week]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Despite the fact (or perhaps in spite of the fact) that most of the Academy seems to have gone completely crazy, Sunday dawns bright and clear, with hints of a warm spring wind against the melting snow. It is a fine day indeed.

A fine day to land your giant dong spaceship in the middle of the parking lot like a total douchenozzleSome might

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[not_a_tadpole]

[OH GOD THINGS CRASHING FROM THE SKY

OH GOD IT'S BIG AND METAL

SMITHYYYYYYYYYYY]

[sexy_flyer]

[NO LOOK IT TOTALLY LANDED OKAY.

IT ONLY ALMOST SQUISHED A FEW CARS.]

[not_a_tadpole]

[Nope he is still approaching with caution.]

Hey! What's the big idea?!

[colonel_falcon]

[Woah it's

it's a cloud thing.

Too bad Falcon is super preoccupied with figuring out why his spaceship almost crashed.]

Emergency landing.

[not_a_tadpole]

Oh.

Are you from outer space?!

[colonel_falcon]

Technically speaking.

[not_a_tadpole]

Wow! Have you been to Star Road?

[colonel_falcon]

Can't say I have.

[not_a_tadpole]

Oh.

[...What else is in space.]

How about the moon?

[colonel_falcon]

Yes.

I have been to the moon.

[not_a_tadpole]

[WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.]

[colonel_falcon]

You go to school here?

[not_a_tadpole]

Yep! I just got here yesterday. This place is so big, I still haven't explored all of it yet. My name's Mallow. From Nimbus Land.

[Wait a minute.]

You didn't crash into anything when you passed through the clouds, did you?!

[colonel_falcon]

You can't crash into clouds.

[not_a_tadpole]

Yes you can. My kingdom's up there.

[colonel_falcon]

[That doesn't make any sense.]

A cloud kingdom.