GREETINGS FROM THE FEDERATION, PEOPLE OF EARTH [Action/AU week]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Despite the fact (or perhaps in spite of the fact) that most of the Academy seems to have gone completely crazy, Sunday dawns bright and clear, with hints of a warm spring wind against the melting snow. It is a fine day indeed.

A fine day to land your giant dong spaceship in the middle of the parking lot like a total douchenozzleSome might

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[revivedpower]

[Oh great, law enforcement clowns...]

SIR, Excuse me sir.
I believe i am in need of your help.

[RULE ONE OF GOOD BUSINESSES: Either buy your ticket to alcohol permits or corrupt the police force with all things good in life]

[colonel_falcon]

[Yeah just a second, guy, Falcon is currently making sure his spaceship isn't going to blow up.]

You'll have to wait a minute.

[revivedpower]

This will only take you a second of your time.
Where can I get an alcohol permit around this toontown?

[colonel_falcon]

[This is a dumb question and you should feel dumb.]

To sell?

[revivedpower]

To expedite, sell, brew and relinquish acts of alcoholism.
As well as any kind of leisure these jokers in this town seem capable of calling "social fun".

The Goal is to open a stablishment similar to the one I own in the USA and CANADA... The Chaos Theater.
Here is my business card

[HAVE A CARD]

[colonel_falcon]

That's a question for the local police force.

[He takes the card anyway, inspects it, and hands it back.]

[revivedpower]

[Hands back the card]
Feel free to keep it, If you ever feel like... Duty is something too stressful, you might want to come and search for me or my establishment.

Thank you for your time.

[colonel_falcon]

[He hands back the card. He doesn't want it.]

You attend school here?

[revivedpower]

This is a SCHOOL?

Ahem, Yes.
I... Do.

[colonel_falcon]

And you're opening...a nightclub?

[revivedpower]

Cant blame progress nor entrepreneurship

[colonel_falcon]

I guess you can't.

Alcohol licenses aren't really my jurisdiction, though.

[revivedpower]

Understandable, what is your jurisdiction anyways?

[colonel_falcon]

Galactic Federation.

So technically Earth is under my jurisdiction, but not minor things like alcohol licenses.

[revivedpower]

...Galactic Federation
SERIOUSLY?

...Wait, you are serious.
might as well play along

...If I where to open my business in, say, MARS.
would it be.

P O S S I B L E ?

[colonel_falcon]

Yes, seriously.

And no, probably not.