[ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

[pedaltothemetal]

[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move

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[icequeen_aran]

I vote we get Hyde to cover our classes.

[pedaltothemetal]

I vote we promise him souvenirs but then forget to bring them back.

[icequeen_aran]

But remember to send pictures of how we're doing from Planet Vacation?

[pedaltothemetal]

Well, yes, of course.

Lots of pictures of us in bathing suits with palm trees and tiny umbrella drinks.

[icequeen_aran]

I could probably use a new swim suit.

[pedaltothemetal]

Then we should go shopping this weekend so we're ready to blow this popsicle stand.

[icequeen_aran]

Let's leave and never come back.

Sounds fine with me. You'd look nice in a polka-dot bikini.

[pedaltothemetal]

That's not exactly what I had in mind.

[icequeen_aran]

A one-piece.

[pedaltothemetal]

Swim trunks for me. You can have the polka-dot bikini.

[icequeen_aran]

No.

[pedaltothemetal]

What if I want to see you in a polka-dot bikini?

[icequeen_aran]

...

[NO. DO NOT GIVE THE FACE. NO. STOP IT.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Look Samus

it's

the face.]

Why not?

[icequeen_aran]

Because.

[pedaltothemetal]

You wouldn't wear it for me?