ITT: Falcon's problems are the most important problems.

Sep 14, 2010 22:17

[Falcon? Mysteriously absent during this whole debacle? Yes? Where was he? Fixing the leak from hell at mommy's house Doing Important Captain Falcon Things and being oblivious to the school's most recent brush with death, of course.]

You people would not believe what I have been through.

falcon rant, kind of a greasemonkey, i need booze, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !max, !lip, !ionia, !jeff, !pit, !goose, !miller, weekend trip, !samus

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SCREAM paneldekickass September 15 2010, 02:21:15 UTC
Re: SCREAM pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 02:24:07 UTC
[YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND]

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blondprodigy September 15 2010, 02:32:03 UTC
What happened?

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Sorta private I GUESS pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 02:34:19 UTC
Pipes happened.

And by "happened' I mean "burst" and it was horrible.

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Re: Sorta private I GUESS blondprodigy September 15 2010, 02:36:39 UTC
Oh. Well. Someone told the whole school they were poisoned with 24 hours to live and there was only enough antidotes for half of us and we spent the entire time trying to reproduce it only to fail and find out it was all a hoax anyway.

That kind of sucked also.

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pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 02:42:22 UTC
So by the time I fixed it there was like two inches of water in the kitchen and I don't understand why she couldn't have just called a plumber because I'm pretty sure I made it worse and now all the floor-level cabinets are a little bit ruined.

...What?

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ionianmode September 15 2010, 02:42:19 UTC
Oh. You went away again. Are you actually going to tell me about it this time?

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pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 02:47:39 UTC
That was a fast five years.

There was a plumbing emergency.

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ionianmode September 15 2010, 03:00:17 UTC
I am typing. Typing is not talking so it does not count.

Oh. You fixed a pipe this weekend. That is nice.

I joined the army.

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pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 03:02:58 UTC
It's talking over the Internet. It counts.

It was a very important pipe.

Good. Maybe you'll actually learn something about real life.

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[NO WORDS EVER] icequeen_aran September 15 2010, 03:05:24 UTC
...

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Re: [NO WORDS EVER] pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 03:05:59 UTC
Don't ellipsis at me.

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icequeen_aran September 15 2010, 03:08:53 UTC
I will ellipsis at you all I please and you will not stop me.

At least lunch was nice. She showed me a billion more baby photos when you were busy fighting deadly pipes.

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pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 03:10:17 UTC
...I didn't get to have lunch. No wonder the house seemed empty for an hour or so SHE TOOK YOU TO LUNCH AND LEFT ME WITH THE PIPES

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tank_rockarms September 15 2010, 05:03:28 UTC
Thanks for your help.

... Even though it turns out I guess I didn't need to.

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pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 05:04:10 UTC
Oh. Right.

It makes a lot more sense now, at least.

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tank_rockarms September 15 2010, 05:08:03 UTC
Yeah well. I sorta. Wanted to go out doin' things I like doin' or things I've always wanted to do.

And I was pressed for time.

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pedaltothemetal September 15 2010, 05:20:09 UTC
Understandable.

Did it work out, then?

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